the puirpose of a spider is what it does

it spides

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”?

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I'm fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i'm chillin

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

photoshop fakers are like the villain with moral standards now

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight