that's messed up

there should be more options than suffering via employment and suffering via unemployment

notice how everyones 30 now

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

I’m not afraid to admit that girls with big biceps affect me the same way a laser pointer affects a cat.

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do