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i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
there should be a tax that youtubers pay where 1.5% of all of their revenue goes back to Kevin Macleod for basically supplying YouTube with itās own soundtrack.
who is this man and what music did he make???
if you hear a royalty free song on youtube, thereās approximately an 80% chance Kevin Macleod wrote it.
hereās some youāve almost definitely heard:
for those wondering, yes, he also made THE generic royalty free song that was EVERYWHERE in 2014.
He has a Patreon!
And he doesnāt even make a 1000$ per month!
also, his site incompetech.comĀ also has graph paper generators, if youāre in need of that. It has any kind of graph paper - INCLUDING hex paper, you tabletop gamers out there! (or knitting paper if youāre into that)
HOHOHOHO?
Y'all, Iāve been a fan of Kevin MacLeod for YEARS. I can identify his music within two seconds. Heās a fucking genius and he deserves all the love and credit and money people can give.
The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.
Im fucking crying
trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. Iām not saying they canāt be but how would they communicate that.
:/
this is so fucking funny
update:
we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

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Mom tried to call her inside but she was enjoying her pot of dirt
as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just⦠extremely weird. not even in a mysticalĀ sense, justā¦ā¦.staggeringly BIZZARRE.Ā
you go to the well to get some water, and hereāsĀ Miriamās boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how heās doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (heās 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and saysĀ āI cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heavenā
ā¦you start sweating
normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast
*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*
normal person: walking fasterĀ
even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so
kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:
Ā mothĢ«Ģer,Ģ¦Ķ Ģ®Ģi hĶĢavĶ̽e ĶĶbĢĢrĢĢoĢ®Ķu̲ĢghĢĶtĢŗĢ you a doĢĶį¹½ĶeĢ¢Ķ Ķ̾mĶĶ¢aĶ̽dÄĢ į»Ģf ĶĢcĢĶlĶĢaį»·Ķ aį¹Ģd̳̿ gĶ¢Ķi̹̾ftedĢĶ” Ģ»Ķit ĶĶwĢĢæitĢĶh tĢ„ĢhĶĶe ĢØĢm̧ĢiĢ”ĢÅĶâ̫cįø·Ģè̤ ĢĢ»ofĢĢ lĢĢiĢ̦fè̳
Miriam: ! thatās my little boy :) now letās go get ready for dinner :)Ā
her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this:Ā
if ur a terf unfollow me and know that i hate you
Itās fine if you hate someone for what they believe, but maybe donāt just flat-out say it? You could phrase it like āif ur a terf unfollow me and never speak to me againā or something without the hateful shaming. I know itās too late for this post but maybe in the future? :)
i do hate you though, and you should feel ashamed :)
If u see this
Crystal i miss u pls come back its been 2 seconds and im already dead
Xoxox
UwU
You ever
You ever??

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I was having writers block and so I took a break and soon enough it was 3 in the morning and I had impulsively sewn together a tiny mouse youāre welcome
For those of you who asked, I have made a sewing tutorial on how to make your very own Peaches the Mouse!
I see people reblogging this with āto buyā but this pattern is free??? Someone even asked me āwhy donāt you charge money for it, it took you forever to put the document togetherā and I said āNot a lot of people have money and if they have some fabric scraps and a couple of buttons lying around they can make themselves a little mouse friend for free and that might make them happy and that makes me happier than receiving money???ā Make yourself a liddol creacher! Heals the Soul!
OP you are a hero and a scholar.
A thank you for the amazing devs that helped make an amazing game, and establish a fantastic community and fandom! I didnt draw all the devs, but my thanks you goes out to every one of them ;_; too afraid to tag anyone, but god do I love this game. Check out the mpdevsurprise tag for other cool Fanart!!!
Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
Arepo built a temple in his field, a humble thing, some stones stacked up to make a cairn, and two days later a god moved in.
āHope youāre a harvest god,ā Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks of wheat. āItād be nice, you know.ā He looked down at the ash smeared on the stone, the rocks all laid askew, and coughed and scratched his head. āI know itās not much,ā he said, his straw hat in his hands. āBut - Iāll do what I can. Itād be nice to think thereās a god looking after me.ā
The next day he left a pair of figs, the day after that he spent ten minutes of his morning seated by the temple in prayer. On the third day, the god spoke up.
āYou should go to a temple in the city,ā the god said. Its voice was like the rustling of the wheat, like the squeaks of fieldmice running through the grass. āA real temple. A good one. Get some real gods to bless you. Iām no one much myself, but I might be able to put in a good word?ā It plucked a leaf from a tree and sighed. āI mean, not to be rude. I like this temple. Itās cozy enough. The worshipās been nice. But you canāt honestly believe that any of this is going to bring you anything.ā
āThis is more than I was expecting when I built it,ā Arepo said, laying down his scythe and lowering himself to the ground. āTell me, what sort of god are you anyway?ā
āIām of the fallen leaves,ā it said. āThe worms that churn beneath the earth. The boundary of forest and of field. The first hint of frost before the first snow falls. The skin of an apple as it yields beneath your teeth. Iām a god of a dozen different nothings, scraps that lead to rot, momentary glimpses. A change in the air, and then itās gone.ā
The god heaved another sigh. āThereās no point in worship in that, not like War, or the Harvest, or the Storm. Save your prayers for the things beyond your control, good farmer. Youāre so tiny in the world. So vulnerable. Best to pray to a greater thing than me.ā
Arepo plucked a stalk of wheat and flattened it between his teeth. āI like this sort of worship fine,ā he said. āSo if you donāt mind, I think Iāll continue.ā
āDo what you will,ā said the god, and withdrew deeper into the stones. āBut donāt say I never warned you otherwise.ā
Arepo would say a prayer before the morningās work, and he and the god contemplated the trees in silence. Days passed like that, and weeks, and then the Storm rolled in, black and bold and blustering. It flooded Arepoās fields, shook the tiles from his roof, smote his olive tree and set it to cinder. The next day, Arepo and his sons walked among the wheat, salvaging what they could. The little temple had been strewn across the field, and so when the work was done for the day, Arepo gathered the stones and pieced them back together.
āUseless work,ā the god whispered, but came creeping back inside the temple regardless. āThere wasnāt a thing I could do to spare you this.ā
āWeāll be fine,ā Arepo said. āThe stormās blown over. Weāll rebuild. Donāt have much of an offering for today,ā he said, and laid down some ruined wheat, ābut I think Iāll shore up this thingās foundations tomorrow, how about that?āĀ
The god rattled around in the temple and sighed.
A year passed, and then another. The temple had layered walls of stones, a roof of woven twigs. Arepoās neighbors chuckled as they passed it. Some of their children left fruit and flowers. And then the Harvest failed, the gods withdrew their bounty. In Arepoās field the wheat sprouted thin and brittle. People wailed and tore their robes, slaughtered lambs and spilled their blood, looked upon the ground with haunted eyes and went to bed hungry. Arepo came and sat by the temple, the flowers wilted now, the fruit shriveled nubs, Arepoās ribs showing through his chest, his hands still shaking, and murmured out a prayer.Ā
āThere is nothing here for you,ā said the god, hudding in the dark. āThere is nothing I can do. There is nothing to be done.ā It shivered, and spat out its words. āWhat is this temple but another burden to you?ā
āWe -ā Arepo said, and his voice wavered. āSo itās a lean year,ā he said. āWeāve gone through this before, weāll get through this again. So weāre hungry,ā he said. āWeāve still got each other, donāt we? And a lot of people prayed to other gods, but it didnāt protect them from this. No,ā he said, and shook his head, and laid down some shriveled weeds on the altar. āNo, I think I like our arrangement fine.ā
āThere will come worse,ā said the god, from the hollows of the stone. āAnd there will be nothing I can do to save you.ā
The years passed. Arepo rested a wrinkled hand upon the temple of stone and some days spent an hour there, lost in contemplation with the god.
And one fateful day, from across the wine-dark seas, came War.
Arepo came stumbling to his temple now, his hand pressed against his gut, anointing the holy site with his blood. Behind him, his wheat fields burned, and the bones burned black in them. He came crawling on his knees to a temple of hewed stone, and the god rushed out to meet him.
āI could not save them,ā said the god, its voice a low wail. āI am sorry. I am sorry. I am so so sorry.ā The leaves fell burning from the trees, a soft slow rain of ash. āI have done nothing! All these years, and I have done nothing for you!ā
āShush,ā Arepo said, tasting his own blood, his vision blurring. He propped himself up against the temple, forehead pressed against the stone in prayer. āTell me,ā he mumbled. āTell me again. What sort of god are you?ā
āI -ā said the god, and reached out, cradling Arepoās head, and closed its eyes and spoke.
āIām of the fallen leaves,ā it said, and conjured up the image of them. āThe worms that churn beneath the earth. The boundary of forest and of field. The first hint of frost before the first snow falls. The skin of an apple as it yields beneath your teeth.ā Arepoās lips parted in a smile.
āI am the god of a dozen different nothings,ā it said. āThe petals in bloom that lead to rot, the momentary glimpses. A change in the air -ā Its voice broke, and it wept. āBefore itās gone.ā
āBeautiful,ā Arepo said, his blood staining the stones, seeping into the earth. āAll of them. They were all so beautiful.ā
And as the fields burned and the smoke blotted out the sun, as men were trodden in the press and bloody War raged on, as the heavens let loose their wrath upon the earth, Arepo the sower lay down in his humble temple, his head sheltered by the stones, and returned home to his god.
Sora found the temple with the bones within it, the roof falling in upon them.
āOh, poor god,ā she said, āWith no-one to bury your last priest.ā Then she paused, because she was from far away. āOr is this how the dead are honored here?ā The god roused from its contemplation.
āHis name was Arepo,ā it said,Ā āHe was a sower.ā
Sora startled, a little, because she had never before heard the voice of a god. āHow can I honor him?ā She asked.
āBury him,ā the god said, āBeneath my altar.ā
āAll right,ā Sora said, and went to fetch her shovel.
āWait,ā the god said when she got back and began collecting the bones from among the broken twigs and fallen leaves. She laid them out on a roll of undyed wool, the only cloth she had. āWait,ā the god said, āI cannot do anything for you. I am not a god of anything useful.ā
Sora sat back on her heels and looked at the altar to listen to the god.
āWhen the Storm came and destroyed his wheat, I could not save it,ā the god said, āWhen the Harvest failed and he was hungry, I could not feed him. When War came,ā the godās voice faltered. āWhen War came, I could not protect him. He came bleeding from the battle to die in my arms.ā Sora looked down again at the bones.
āI think you are the god of something very useful,ā she said.
āWhat?ā the god asked.
Sora carefully lifted the skull onto the cloth. āYou are the god of Arepo.ā
Generations passed. The village recovered from its tragediesāhomes rebuilt, gardens re-planted, wounds healed. The old man who once lived on the hill and spoke to stone and rubble had long since been forgotten, but the temple stood in his name. Most believed it to empty, as the god who resided there long ago had fallen silent. Yet, any who passed the decaying shrine felt an ache in their hearts, as though mourning for a lost friend. The cold that seeped from the temple entrance laid their spirits low, and warded off any potential visitors, save for the rare and especially oblivious children who would leave tiny clusters of pink and white flowers that they picked from the surrounding meadow.
The god sat in his peaceful home, staring out at the distant road, to pedestrians, workhorses, and carriages, raining leaves that swirled around bustling feet. How long had it been? The world had progressed without him, for he knew there was no help to be given. The world must be a cruel place, that even the useful gods have abandoned, if farms can flood, harvests can run barren, and homes can burn, he thought.
He had come to understand that humans are senseless creatures, who would pray to a god that cannot grant wishes or bless upon them good fortune. Who would maintain a temple and bring offerings with nothing in return. Who would share their company and meditate with such a fruitless deity. Who would bury a stranger without the hope for profit. What bizarre, futile kindness they had wasted on him. What wonderful, foolish, virtuous, hopeless creatures, humans were.
So he painted the sunset with yellow leaves, enticed the worms to dance in their soil, flourished the boundary between forest and field with blossoms and berries, christened the air with a biting cold before winter came, ripened the apples with crisp, red freckles to break under sinking teeth, and a dozen other nothings, in memory of the man who once praised the godās work on his dying breath.
āHello, God of Every Humble Beauty in the World,ā called a familiar voice.
The squinting corners of the godās eyes wept down onto curled lips. āArepo,ā he whispered, for his voice was hoarse from its hundred-year mutism.
āI am the god of devotion, of small kindnesses, of unbreakable bonds. I am the god of selfless, unconditional love, of everlasting friendships, and trust,ā Arepo avowed, soothing the other with every word.
āThatās wonderful, Arepo,ā he responded between tears, āIām so happy for youāsuch a powerful figure will certainly need a grand temple. Will you leave to the city to gather more worshippers? Youāll be adored by all.ā
āNo,ā Arepo smiled.
āFarther than that, to the capitol, then? Thank you for visiting here before your departure.ā
āNo, I will not go there, either,ā Arepo shook his head and chuckled.
āFarther still? What ambitious goals, you must have. There is no doubt in my mind that you will succeed, though,ā the elder god continued.
āActually,ā interrupted Arepo, āIād like to stay here, if youāll have me.ā
The other god was struck speechless. āā¦. Why would you want to live here?ā
āI am the god of unbreakable bonds and everlasting friendships. And you are the god of Arepo.ā
I reblogged this once with the first story. Now the story has grown and Iām crying. This is gorgeous, guys. This is what dreams are made of.
This is amazing!
Alright Lesbians, The Old Flag Sucks And So Does Our ApproachĀ To Fixing It.
So Iāve seen a lot of posts about how the L in LGBT is getting forgotten in posts about us and how people are using the fact we no longer have one unified flag to fly under, as an excuse.Ā
The lipstick lesbian flag was offensive but at least people knew what it was.
The new flags are inoffensive but unidentifiable. Straight people donāt know what our flag is when its two feet in front of them and thatās a designĀ problem.
So Iām here to explain why none of the flags suggested so far have really stuck in mainstream culture and hopefully fix it.
The main reason is our flags suck from a graphic design standpoint. Their purpose is not easy to figure out unless someone labels them. Weāve taken the bio hazard mode of symbolism; pick a sign thatās both memorable and meaningless and through cultural education, assign it a meaning. This is a terrible fucking approach and therefor bad design.
So hereās the checklist:
1) Flag must have meaning
2) Identifiable to everyone. A person who has no idea what a lesbian even is should know just by looking that this flag, is about girls liking girls.
3) Unique and Accessible. Can someone who is completely color blind tell that this is the lesbian flag and not the gay or trans flag.
4)Traditional Color Symbolism. Use the culture your currently in, not the culture you wish to create as no one will understand that yellow is suppose to mean femininity. For now stick with pink.
5) Not Eye Bleeding. No Neon.
6) Inclusive. This aināt just a white lesbian flag, this is an all lesbian flag. If people feel the need to add another colored stripe after the fact to represent themselves, your doing it wrong.
So If We Must Ditch The Old Flag, Try Replacing It With This. I Think With Enough Signal Boosting This Flag Will Catch On.
Symbolism:
The brown fem sign represents all the women of color that first fought for our rights and acts as a reminder to lesbians of color today that they are welcomed.
The white fem sign represents our more privileged sisters who gave the movement numbers.
The interlocking design shows solidarity.
The Pink Triangle is an inversion of the more famous triangle used to label gays in Nazi Germany. Its a tribute to those whoāve been hurt and a light house for those of us that are still hurting today.
The top of the triangle points up and forward guiding us
The base of the triangle reminds us of where we have been and how far we have come
Also meant to look like a couple walking down a never ending street.
The black outline represents those we have lost.
The magenta stripe represents the love we all share
The light pink stripe represents all the trans lesbians that call the community home
The white stripe represents all the non-binary lesbians whom we accept with open arms
The dark pink stripe represents femininity in all itās forms.
FEEL FREE TO USE AS ICON/HEADER/WHATEVER! LETS SPREAD THIS AND BRING UNITY! REPOST, REBLOG, LETS GET THIS FLAG OUT THERE!
ONE FLAG TO RULE THEM ALL!
Alright SOĀ many of yous got in a bit of a huff about it being too feminine despite me pointing out thatĀ āfemininity in all its formsā refers to the entire futch scale because apparently butches hate pink. so here we go butches, I fixed it. I took your color suggestions.
2.0 is here
minor changes were made to the sizes of the stripes and the centering of the triangle.
Clarifications on Symbolism:
feminity in all its forms is now represented by purple.
When I say non-binary Iām referring explicitly to any identity that is not male or female. So that by default will catch all the intersex, genderqueer, agender, ect folk. Sorry for the confusion.
The size of the stripes is not indicative of importance, the small stripes are people and identities, the big ones are feelings and abstract concepts.Itās pretty simple.Ā
For all you knitters out there,
Ā the triangle and the pink stripe can use whatever pink you have on hand for the trans flag, which means youād only need to stock one extra color pink to your yarn stash. for the harder parts of the design id just grab a piece of felt and stitch it into the item like crochet people do with toys.
how many colors does the flag need to have?: 5
2 shades of pink, one shade of purple, one shade of brown, one white. (black optional)
Ā so now that the flag is fixed we can get back to spreading the flag around and hopefully unifying under it.
NON LESBIANS FEEL FREE TO REBLOG!Ā
ITS A BIG HELP TO GETTING THE FLAG SPREAD ROUND THE COMMUNITY
ALRIGHT SOME OF YALLS DONāT LIKE THE FLAG BECAUSEĀ IT WOULD BE HARD TO MAKE CHARACTER ICONS OUT OF.Ā
TO WHICH I SAY! YEAH! IT KINDA IS!
BUT I GOT YOU COVERED.
HAVE A TEMPLATE!
PUT THE CHARACTER A BIT TO THE SIDE AND MAKE SURE YOU CAN SEE AT LEAST PART OF EACH STRIPE,
LIKE SO!
HAVE A CHARACTER FACING THE OTHER WAY?
IVE GOT YOU COVERED THERE TOO!
WANT JUST THE STRIPES?
I GOTCHA
WANT JUST THE TRIANGLE?
YOU CAN HAVE IT! ITS TRANSPARENT TOO!
TAKE IT! HAVEĀ FUN YOU FUNKY LITTLE LESBIANS!
Wow im lov this?? Yeet and whip (still rlly like the sunsetty one tho)
i wish i had a GF :^/
a Guy Fieri

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yall really wanna forget that the comedian from the āLET ME INā meme is a huge transmisogynist huh.
i had to do some digging to find the clip but here it is, at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzXdYQ_eK_Y
if youāre cis youāre encouraged to rb bc iām fucking TIRED of seeing him on my dash.
Um, In 2013 is was NOT common knowledge that ātr*nnyā was a slur- hell, itās still not completely well known in society at large. Since then heās definitely done some trans ally stuff. So I think blanket labelling him aĀ ātransmisogynistā isnāt accurate. He has not been anti trans peopleāĀ ātr*nnyā was commonly used in many circles back in 2013 and long before that in many communities, including the LGB community, drag queens etc- The early 2010s is when finally trans rights and thoughts on the word became more widely known and debated- but this was mostly known throughout the queer community- not society at large. It was fiercely debated around 2013 with people on BOTH sides of the issue. I means, there were theĀ āTranny Awardsā until 2014 when they changed their name. This is an unfair standard to wave around to someoneās one-off word use in 2013- back when it was NOT widely considered a slur.
Rbing the updated / fact checked version.
Eric Andre is pro blm, pro trans, anti-trump, and overall a chill guy.
this is the most frightening ad iāve encountered on here
These photos were taken as he begun to have a heart attack I swear.