Neipman Marcus

#sounds like something a drug dealer would say

gotta stay lowkey everything lowest key possible nobody gotta know nothing around here

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

now that is a review

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

“I think my subconscious fears and budding sexuality are getting all mixed up” is a top tier bob’s burgers quote

this was no accident

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

you just put every marriage counsellor out of business

I f uck ning hat e you so mu ch

*diabolical laughter*

NOOT NOOT