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tumblrs great. you can have 6,000 followers & only 9 of them are active/real

Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

i just think its messed up that couch sleepy never directly translates to bed sleepy

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

everyone is becoming way too comfortable about being horrible people

you know that phenomenon where vaccines are so effective that people forget how scary the original disease was? I think Americans are like this about government

we're also like this about vaccines unfortunately

a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”

This doesn't apply to me because my strategy only fails when I don't have perfect control over my immediate surroundings and routines! Hah!

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with