Neinnonay

sorry that I liked your post immediately. it's just that I'm always refreshing.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

World's most tense egg and spoon race

Or we could just accept that lying is the right thing to do sometimes actually, instead of making weird, backwards loopholes to convince ourselves we're telling the truth

Bean soup ass moment y’all. Like it or not a LOT of people are raised to think lying to authorities specifically is Bad and Wrong. This tweet is for them, to ease them into the idea of Lying to Authorities. It isn’t for you.

To anyone who needs to hear it: it is morally correct to lie to authority figures, especially if they are violent. Lying to yourself, however, is a form of self harm which you should try to avoid. Love yourself. Lie to authority figures.