mothman-in-training

(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

Op is this about me, if this is about me op that’s okay, as the #1 buried fan this is how I aspire to run my blog, please god put me in the ground already nothing else matters

hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

oh god I got a picture of the moon you tumblr bitches are gonna LOVE

bluntly if the only time you ever mention asexuality is to praise asexuals who are kinky or laud “asexual perverts” or go on about how “asexuals write the best smut” or otherwise only treat asexuals who perform a certain amount of sex as worthwhile or valid then I do not trust you

i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

^ surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles

illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.

I like to wear bandaids on my boo boos cause that shows the ladies that yeah I am rugged but I also am cautious about infection

i think people w acid reflux should be able to store it up so they can unleash it all at once in a devastating corrosive spit attack