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once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions

girl with massive memory issues: i don't think i have ever had any regrets in life really

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

you guys are all just jealous of my ancestral curse

i got that dog in me but it's one of those little fucked up trembling scared ones