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watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

To be loved is to be considered!

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

I'll smoke a menthol in your aunts house and I'll love every minute of it

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

Tenderness, reciprocation, consistency, transparency, passion

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted