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(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

Tenderness, reciprocation, consistency, transparency, passion

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions

girl with massive memory issues: i don't think i have ever had any regrets in life really

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[In a room where it's all quiet]: Wow it's like a western front in here

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

you guys are all just jealous of my ancestral curse