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people really watching “shows”… 🙄 society is spectacle enough

Anyways.. I’m gonna start slamming myself into walls for fun

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about

In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it

hello mutual ive never spoken to before in my life would you like to be best friends 

everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.

I love how safe everyone in the comments feels about being entirely dependant on a potentially psychopathic benefactor 😁

im nice…..

He’s literally nice

everyone that has ever blocked me loved me too much to the point of fear of living in love with me so they blocked me to temper their fears

gothic horror is when there's a location. cosmic horror is when there's an unauthorized fucking Thing. folk horror is when you're outside.

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn