you're going to be amazing.

i think there needs to be a lying face down emoji

i’m in tears over this, why do you people think existential dread comes with a full ass out event

all fun and games until your belly starts quacking

Rubix cubes are the single most top selling toys of all time.

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

THIS IS ART?????? THIS IS A PAINTING????

Bautista said “say it with your chest”

This dude took one look at homophobia, bigotry, and toxic masculinity and said ‘fuck that’ and then crushed them all with his enormous biceps and I think that was very excellent of him.

He looks like he gives great hugs

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa