The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

you have to love trans women more than you hate transmisogyny, you have to love jews more than you hate antisemitism, you have to love Black people more than you hate white supremacy, you have to love Indigenous people more than you hate colonialism, you have to love the disabled and mentally ill more than you hate ableism, you have to love. you have to love.

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

The other day I met Satan under a bridge and he offered me riches and success in exchange for my soul and I was like "sure, dude" cuz I wasn't using it at the time but then he got my soul out and looked at it and he got all scared and said he didn't want it no more cuz he "never saw one that looked like that before." Wouldn't tell me what he meant.

Did he leave you any boons tho or was the transaction just entirely cancelled

He's not even taking my calls

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

hey boy don't kill yourself. green's dictionary of slang is available online and allows you to explore 500 years of english vulgarity. you can search by part of speech, source, time period, etymology, and usage. there's a whole category for gay slang. they even have specific citations listed so you can see the exact context for yourself. boy did you know that in 1927 "to kneel at the altar" was slang for "to sodomize"

updates to miscellaneous page - added link to green's dictionary of slang

tired of work and responsibilities. i should be a dead knight clad in full armor laid gently to rest on a bed of flowers

Skeletal or magically preserved?

could be either. you can’t tell and that’s the romantic ambiguity of the armor.