evil posts

*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

I won an evil laugh competition last night

But the spike pit adds so much personality to the living room☹️

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

All my haters become negotiators when they face my hostage situation of success

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

Tomfoolery actually transitioned and only does she-nanigans now

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

god complex this, victim complex that… I have an underground complex, it’s where I perform my evil and fucked up experiments