Spoonbenders Anonymous

In case anyone's wondering, the reason you're not supposed to shelve books is that we use books out of place as part of library usage stats (plus you might put it in the wrong place by accident)

supernatural is crazy bc alcoholism is good it's manly in fact it's sexy but addiction allegory is yucky it's horrible it makes you less than human

🫩 no i don't think those characters are siblings i think they're friends. I don't think that's their mom I actually think she's their friend. I don't think they're related actually I think they're friends with each other.

I hate you Ozempic craze I hate you 'heroin chic' I hate you weight loss ads on public radio I hate Burn Fat Fast ads every thirty seconds I hate you I hate you I hate you

would probably feel good as hell to get hit over the head with a metal pipe right now

person (non-practicing)

dude i don't normally like to dig at peoples fun i generally think people having fun is good but it is slightly disheartening when there's a really really good story about a strong platonic relationship and then the only thing the fans can do is ship the characters or worse make a crack ship with an unrelated character from another media because it's like they can't STAND a lack of romance in media like they absolutely must try to insert romance where it is absolutely not needed or relevant and honestly sours the story/media a lot more for me or they'll Die because they can't just be happy with a really good platonic relationship. it makes me very sad as a demiromantic girlie.

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices