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Little kid pretending to be waiting for her sibling? Yeah, he's the sibling. Cale Henituse who? He's this kid's older brother. Back off.

Guy pretending he has to go, really, he can't stay chatting, to get away from someone who won't take no as an answer? "Dad, can we hurry up? I'm not feeling well—"

Obviously uncomfortable teenager saying "I'm not allowed to date" to reject someone who scares them? He's their bossy cousin who will totally rat them out to their parents if they dare to take longer than that to talk. He makes sure to look extra mafia-worthy.

Some person getting cornered to go somewhere alone? He's their overprotective best friend. Where do you think you're taking them without him?

Rok Soo's friend says he's already seeing someone to avoid a malicious arranged marriage/set up partner by his evil step-mother? "Dear? What are you doing here? I thought you had something to do today". Suddenly, he's Alberu's secret boyfriend from many months. They met through a friend in common, Alberu asked him out first but OgCale confessed first, they do stuff like playing strategy games together, baking (Alberu bakes, OgCale tastes), enjoying music (OgCale plays, Alberu likes to listen to him) and going on walks. Obviously, a supportive model boyfriend like Alberu wouldn't even consider meeting anyone else while already having a partner himself.

After 155 frame later I present to you my tribute to the original occupant of cale henituse body

Bro, how could you say Basen would be fine when we saw what Taylor had to go though? 🫩 Taylor is a nobel, the first born. But he was still treated badly by others and lived in hiding.

And if you have read any other historical novel, you would know what type of people suffers the most. Some examples:

1. Someone with unknown father.

2. Someone with full or partial commoner blood.

3. Someone with no blood connection to the family they lives in.

Basen falls into all these categories. TRIPLE KILL.

•His father is unknown.

•His mother is a commoner (?).

•He has ZERO blood relation with the Henituse family.

With these types of things, he was supposed to be mistreated by the servants, beaten up by the teachers, looked down on by the nobles, made fun of by his peers, and the list goes on.

Even ogCale— who has pure noble blood, is the first born boy, spoiled and protected by the count— was almost kicked out of the house by his relatives if not for Violan and Basen. So what makes you think that Basen would be safe?!

BASEN IS A COMMONER!

HE ISN'T A HENITUSE !!

SO WHY WOULD ANYONE TREAT HIM NICELY?!!!

And don't say Deruth wouldn't have let anything happen to Basen.

He wasn't even able to save ogCale from destroying himself despite ogCale listening to him!

He wasn't even able to stop the rumours from going outside of Henituse Territory despite having so much money and power!!

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/81946526

Summary:

Cale Henituse has a very simple life philosophy: when his friends call from the police station, he shows up with a smile, a credit card, and absolutely no questions asked. It's a system that works. Mostly. Even if he's now on a first-name basis with every officer in the precinct. Even if his friends treat jail like a casual hangout spot. Even if he's pretty sure the police station has started keeping his favorite pastries in stock. But when Cale himself ends up in custody for the first time, his chaotic collection of disasters decides that this time, they're going to be the ones doing the rescuing. Or, Cale Henituse is the friend who bails everyone out of jail. His friends decide to return the favor. It does not go according to plan.

like Talia knew who Jason was. she probably would have met him before depending on when her and Bruce were doing their whole on-and-off-again thing. so i can only imagine her whole thing with taking in Jason post-Ethiopia was. like.

Talia and Bruce: *insufferably flirting during a surprise run-in*

Jaybin, three rooftops over, falling twenty feet to elbow-smash a criminal in the chest: IT'S RAINING JUSTICE MUTHAFUCKAAAA-! B- OI B, DID YOU SEE THAT? DID YOU FUCKIN' SEE THAT?

Talia:

Bruce:

Bruce: he's the new Robin. ...i'm working on it.

Jaybin, distantly: I'M GONNA FIGHT THIS ENTIRE GANG RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

Bruce: ROBIN NO.

Jaybin, distantly: PUSSY.

Talia:

Talia: i want him. that's my son now.

Bruce, pausing: ...no?

Talia: i will have him.

Bruce: um, that's my son? Talia- Talia wait fuck-

-like, a couple years later-

league worker: Lady Talia, we came across an interruption on our mission in Gotham. it seems Bruce Wayne's second son is still alive, and we found him wandering around the streets in a deprived state. what would you like us to do with him?

Talia:

Talia: finally,

league worker: uh, Lady Ta-

Talia: prepare a guest bedroom. i have finally claimed my son.

*baby Damian behind her, slowly crawling towards a snake nest*

league worker, watching him over her shoulder nervously: um- Lady Talia, your son-

Talia, walking away: iS ABOUT TO FINALLY ARRIVE NOW PREPARE HIM A BEDROOM.

league worker:

Ra's, face despondent, begrudgingly walking to pick Damian up before he gets bitten: just- just do what she says. i don't care anymore. i really don't care.

~

Ra's: daughter, he is defective.

Talia: no it's fine i'm going to lazarus pit him.

Ra's:

Talia: he will become prince of the league. a worthy heir. and we will- and this is important, father. we will never tell Bruce Wayne about it.

Ra's:

Ra's: surely Jason's main use should be to be used against the bat, therefore we should lord it over his head that we have him?

Talia: no i just want Jason. i'm not risking him being taken away.

Ra's:

Ra's: this place used to be a glorious kingdom. what happened.

essentially i like the idea that Talia must have seen Jason absolutely fucking shit UP in Gotham and from then on it was just like