Totally Correct Daria Quotes

Quinn: I know you think I should write that down, but you know what happens to a thought once I get it in my head? Daria: It dies of loneliness?

Daria: Do you ever feel like you don't fit in? Jane: *proudly* Only all the time.

Kevin: Ow, my head... Daria: At least nothing important was hurt.

*Mr. O'Neil is addressed by "Timothy"* Kevin: I always thought your name was Mr. O'Neil, Mr. O'Neil. Mr. O'Neil: You thought my name was "Mr. O'Neil Mr. O'Neil"? Kevin: Not Mr. O'Neil Mr. O'Neil, Mr. O'Neil. Just Mr. O'Neil, Mr. O'Neil.

Jake: You're awfully quiet this morning Daria...is everything okay? Daria: I'm just not in a talkative mood. Jake: It's not drugs is it? You haven't joined a GANG?! Jake: *gasps* Oh my god, are you in some sort of trouble? Are the police involved? Daria: Yeah, dad. I've joined an international plutonium cartel. I'm silently plotting how to sup a ton of weapons-grade across the Kuwaiti border, OK? Jake: Jake: Well, as long as it's not drugs.

Quinn: What should I eat for lunch? Daria: Poison.

Tom, to Daria and Jane: You guys need to stop introducing me as "the boy you shared."

Brittany: You're really hot! Kevin: Haha yeah, I sweat a lot in my hoodie.