I was writing a post about how I remembered how weird it was for me when I was reading Trapped in a webnovel as a good-for-nothing and I'd comment something mentioning how Choi Yuseong's father sucks, only to have others say he's a good father bc "he likes mc" or "he liked mc's mom" and that would leave me speechless because, dude, that doesn't make him a good father.
And how that guy reminded me of the marquis Stan: letting his children fight for the inheritance and even encouraging it, turning a blind eye even if they died— he even has a sob who ended up in a wheelchair bc of the succession battle as well!
And how that made me think "hey, imagine an AU in which Rok Soo transmigrated or reincarnated as one of Taylor's unnaned younger siblings instead, and just when he's about to fake his death and bolt out of there— Venion got in trouble/punished for losing the dragon (Rok Soo broke Raon out) and, since his father apparently doesn't count Taylor for the succession anymore, Rok Soo (the next in the race he isn't even running for) has to go to the stupid royal event.
And Rok Soo is like "okay. I'm gonna do this and prevent the attack and then run away", but no ten minutes since he enters the capital, he runs into Cale fucking Henituse, who apparently is a seer. So they team up— Rok Soo convincing himself it's just this time and then Cale and others are going to do the rest of the job and OgCale assuming they're going to do the whole thing together because they're the only ones with both information about the enemy's plans and the desire to not let them succeed. Everyone else has either one or the other.
There's also a little funny misunderstanding between the two of them that happens just as they met and agreed to cooperate:
• Rok Soo thinks, since OgCale told him he doesn't want to inherit his father anyway, that OgCale came to the capital to attend the royal event obliged like Rok Soo himself. He did not. He suggested that Bassen should attend the event and said he'd rather explore the capital.
Bassen agreed because he gets to travel with his hyung and he wants to use the chance to get to know him better and spend time with his brother. Violan agreed because she felt better knowing they'd had each other to protect themselves/rely on, instead of sending one of their children alone (meaning away from Violan and Deruth, the knights and some servants still go with them). Deruth agreed because OgCale expressed active interest in something other than drinking. Lily tried to get in the carriage while their parents were making a last minute checking, but got busted by her teacher. She unfortunately couldn't go because she had extra homework to do (punishment for skipping etiquette lessons to do sword practice instead). But she got her parents to accept she could catch up with her brothers in their trip if she finished all her homework well and didn't skip lessons for the next week.
• OgCale thinks that Rok Soo, like himself, bullshited his way to the capital for the sole purpose of preventing the attack. And since he saw Taylor later at the capital, he thinks "huh. These two have a better relationship than I would have expected, coming from that house". He thinks Rok Soo came to protect Taylor because they're brothers.
In reality, they have never met other than in the scarce obligatory "family" dinners— a way for their deadbeat father to see how the competition is going first hand. Rok Soo didn't even know Taylor was going to be there, nor Taylor knew that Rok Soo would come in Venion's place. Taylor spotted him earlier, thanks to the little dragon who exclaiming "that weird human who helped me is here!!". He laughs his ass off when he realizes the "weird human" who had found the cave this small dragon was in, trashed the place, and then set the dragon free, thus getting Venion in trouble, had been his most quiet sibling. He considers half a second if Rok Soo had for some reason decided to join the succession battle, only to discard it right away. He had never had the will to move a finger for anything that came from their father, and he'd rather steal from the marquis than ran errands for him. Besides, his expression during the banquet said just how much he didn't want to be there.
Still, OgCale does not know these two had barely seen each other in their lives nor that Rok Soo didn't intent for Venion to be unable to attend the banquet just so Rok Soo could protect Taylor. So, yeah, he thinks they're the same.
OgCale inside: what do I see~ another mother hen with a protective streak about his sibling! Also, aren't all Stan children from different mothers? But Rok Soo still cares for him enough to travel all the way to a place that's being aimed by terrorists with bombs just to make sure he's safe. He must not care about blood or legitimity, then. And he said he doesn't want his father's title. Which means— we must have the same values! *Excited*
Rok Soo inside: This poor guy... He said he wants to pass the heir position to his brother. And yet he's here. Is it because he's the oldest? No wonder he acts as he does. He must be trying to avoid inheriting the count's title. As I thought a simple, lazy slackung life would be better than nobility. Still, to think Cale Henituse would share the same dream as me... *Emotional*
Outside, both of them, seriously: *shake hands* let's work together.
Rok Soo: for the sake of our objective. (Slacker life)
OgCale: for the sake of our objective. (Siblings)
They find out way later on. Everyone else finds out first.
Rok Soo, talking with Alberu after succesfully preventing the attack: before explaining further, my associated should be arriving soon.
Alberu: your associated? Could you tell me what kind of person they are?
Rok Soo, after a long pause: a weirdo.
OgCale, squatting in the border of the window like a ninja from Naruto: Just so you know, that doesn't offend me.
Alberu, who wasn't expecting someone to enter through the closed window: Fuck.
OgCale, a dramatic little shit: *fake gasp* You haven't even courted me, and you want to have sexual relationships with me? Your highness, how bold~ I'll have to decline. I don't think my father would approve.
Rok Soo: See? He's a weirdo.
Alberu: He is a little strange— Hold on, did you just reject me?
OgCale: That's what you're focusing on? Not the purposeful misinterpretation of your words, nor my marvellous acting, or, y'know the problem at hand?
Rok Soo: Or how a young master with supposedly no special skills broke in?
Alberu: The rejection surprised me.
OgCale: *snorts* anyways—
Also, as a recurrent joke, Rok Soo keeps hiding in his friends' places and pretending he's totally not that missing Stan. He pretends to be:
• Four different servants called Bob and when asked all of them give excuses about why they look alike
• Eric's distant cousin (very distant). Amiru came up with this one. Gilbert added the very distant part, saying he was "a second cousin twice removed from his mom's side". Eric facepalmed.
• Jour's ghost. They panicked. Bassen said "ghost!" while Hans said "the countess". OgCale then burts in tears on the spot to play it off. It was a really convincing act but he got hugged afterwards because 1) the children were there and they hadn't know OgCale's mom was dead before this, 2) the actuation was too good, and 3) for some reason, he couldn't stop crying.
• The crazy blood mage's half brother. He actually bought it.
• A plant. Duke Freedo respalded him.
• OgAlbeCale's biological kid from the future. A lot of people genuinely believed this one.