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Every Night 💧 (CW: Strong Language)
Thomas: Hey, do you think tonight we can just, like, go the whole way through and not do that… thing?
Sleep: Yess.
Thomas: Are you sure?
Sleep: Mmmhmm.
Thomas: Do you promise?
Sleep: Girl, if I said “yes”, I mean “yes”. Thanks.
* ~3:00 AM *
(Club music plays)
Sleep: I liiiiied. Drink up, slut!
Thomas: (Gurgling)
Sleep: Yesss, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots.
Thomas: (Continues gurgling)
Sleep: Gosh, you thirsty b**ch!
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10 years ago today, the Doctor and Donna were reunited while investigating Adipose Industries in ‘Partners in Crime’!
this is still so fucking funny i’m sorry
Still the best scene in tv
it’s fun to stay at the Y
*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*
... CA...
*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.
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10 years ago today, the Doctor and Donna were reunited while investigating Adipose Industries in ‘Partners in Crime’!
this is still so fucking funny i’m sorry
Honestly just the best... there will never be better.
frog anyone??
That's amazing!!!!!
“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”
Dude about to make haikus:
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
fuck you
The first line is six syllables.
THIS
POEM
DOES-N’T
RHYME
That’s 5 syllables
Poem is two syllables. Po-em.
Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?
What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.
“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?
“pome” is how you say it you neanderthal who the fuck says po-em
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This is so cute!!!
“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch
I feel like this needs to be Seussified.
I will bitch about heat. I will bitch about cold. I will bitch about sunshine, and about growing old. I will bitch about everything, inside and out. You will find there is nothing I can’t bitch about.
I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.
Perfection.
I love it
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Just so everyone knows Mike Pence’s website has been hacked and its wonderful
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THE WEBSITE
oh my goodness, this is wonderful
Misha Collins and Buzzfeed
His face about Jared and the chili cheese dog, though.
That was the face of a man whose nose has been through some shit
i love tommy wiseau because nobody but tommy wiseau knows exactly who he is
nobody knows where exactly he was born, or anything about his past. “tommy wiseau” isnt even his real name
fuck nobody even knows how old he really is
he’s also a multi billionaire and no one has any idea where he acquired that fortune
his whole life literally makes no sense
@mrgenericmcprotag
i won’t ever let anyone forget that chris hemsworth was in a show about tween girls riding horses and learning the true meaning of friendship
u can never leave the saddle club
*puts a normal sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots so they have adult supervision*
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I don’t think that kids need a father and a mother necessarily. I think they need male and female role models. But I don’t think that means that we shouldn’t have kids because we’re two guys. We don’t encourage our children to only play with Barbies. But if our son picks up a Barbie doll and wants to play with it, okay. Parents need to be more accepting of who their kids are and less concerned about who society thinks they need to be.
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This was one of the first GIF sets I reblogged on this website and approx. 3 years later I am reblogging the text post because it is one of the most important messages in the world. Right after LOVE EVERYONE!!!!!!
“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”
ub d
Literally just the D
