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“I never liked goats, Terrible eyes. Did you know that’s some people have sex with them?”

Nothing could be more anime than the secret vampire art of instant death fish karate chop.

This is completely self-indulgent, and I have more thoughts on the show for later but we’re starting with Sypha.

- Sypha and Trevor are honestly the cutest couple in any series I’ve ever watched. They have the sweetest dynamic

- My boy Isaac went through a whole ass character arc. All the scenes he was in were perfect and his interactions with other human beings really fleshed him out. We also learn he’s not only Muslim, but someone who fell out of faith, something that I can see being explored in the future.

- Man Hector had it rough this season. From being dragged over 800 miles by Carmilla to being given the harsh prisoner treatment and then being manipulated and falling for Lenore, he really can’t catch a break.

- Adrian, oh my sweet Adrian. I just want to reach through the screen and give him a hug. He was so lonely until Sumi and Taka came along. He really felt like he had friends, only to be betrayed in the most intimate of moments. He seems to be following in the steps of his father and I really hope that Trevor and Sypha go back to their beloved dhampir because he really needs some love right now.

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