Huh.

opening tumblr in march and it's just like "huh. knife weather we're having."

weak

*laughs in southern*

every Killers song sounds like the ramblings of that one incoherently drunk girl in the bathroom and i think that’s incredible sexy of them

like, ur so right queen, he DOESN’T look a thing like jesus… (?????)

wait, wait, wait- WHOSE boyfriend looks like a girlfriend you had in february of last year? 

girlie, i’m glad you’re doing just fine, but WHY were you in a CAGE PLEASE TELL ME THAT’S A METAPHOR?? 

no, i don’t know if we’re human or if we’re dancer, but my friends are leaving the bar so i gotta- dancer. we’re dancer- NO DON’T CRY

I need physical touch but if anyone touches me I will maim them. It's not easy bein green

For the love of Christ get away from me wench

why is ariana grande talking about manifesting things in her song shes literally a billionaire

@drukhari

Not today, Bruce

Get BENT bruce