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I have came up with a thought
The Odyssey is the antithesis of The Journey To The West
My reasoning for this is that in the Odyssey, the main character goes on a journey home, but loses friends on the way, and the destination seems to be more important than the means to get there (if I misinterpret the book, I am so so sorry, I only know the story through EPIC The Musical and OSP) Meanwhile, in the Journey To The West, the main character also goes on a journey from home, and gains friends along the way, and here the journey is more important than the destination. Therefore, The Odyssey is the antithesis of JTTW (thought came up cuz I asked "What if Epic The Musical, but with Sun Wukong")
Ways to consume Journey to the West (without needling to buy and read a full translation)!
I’ve noticed that a lot of people can’t read the book for a lot of different reasons, so I’ve compiled a couple of my favourite ways of consume the story while bypassing these problems, categorized by the various issues I’ve come across.
Note that this is mainly for English speakers, as that’s the language I default to for translations.
@mostie01 mentioned some ideas about Red Boy's six warriors in JTTW (Mist-in-the-Clouds, Clouds-in-the-Mist, Firefast, Windspeed, Hurley-Burley, and Burley-Hurley) and they, I, @draw-of-the-moon, and @unseelie-robynx got discussing-
“Give us back the baby!”
“No way I’m not leaving him on a mountain! How do I know if he’s gonna eat properly and go to bed on time?”
One of the boys whined, his eyes getting big and shiny with tears. “…We were trying our best."
Red Boy growled, and Sun Wukong mindlessly adjusted his hold on his nephew, glad that Guanyin's seal seemed to be holding. It gave him a chance to look at the six teenagers who had rushed to rescue the child.
He would never say it within his nephew's earshot, but he was pissed at his former sworn brother. Sun Wukong understood that there were some demon customs he simply didn't understand, but leaving a small child alone on a mountain was ridiculous. Yes, Red Boy was strong enough to summon the Samadhi fire of all thing and clever enough to pick out his and Zhu Bajie's weak points quickly, but he was barely out of toddlerhood. He barely came to Wukong's knee!
It had been a snap decision to take Red Boy on the journey, but Wukong's conscience would never forgive him for leaving a small child alone.
Except, he hadn't been alone.
Red Boy's six warriors had tracked them down, a few miles away from the cave. As Wukong studied them, he had to come to a realization.
Fuck, what is it with demons and leaving their kids alone?
The oldest, Wukong was pretty sure he had heard them being called Firefast, looked old enough to pass as a human sixteen-year-old. The youngest set of twins, (Mist-in-the-Clouds and Clouds-in-the-Mist) barely looked old enough to pass as thirteen. There appeared to be two girls, two boys, and two who were like Peng, with two sets of twins, all holding weapons and armor.
Wukong, meeting Firefast's eye, returned his staff to his ear. He used his free hand to pluck a hair loose and summon a clone. Red jerked when he passed him to the clone, but the clone held firm. With his hands free, Wukong could cross his arms and stare the group down. "And, who," he said, looking at each of them. "Is making sure you're eating properly and going to bed on time?"
The minute he said it, all of them started shifting awkwardly, not looking at him in the face. Finally, one of them raised a finger. "...so like, this is about the baby, not about us so that question is invalid, and we don't have to answer it." They leaned back with a proud grin as if that fixed any questions Wukong had.
Demons and their kids...
"You're also babies- you know what?" Wukong grabbed their wrist and began tugging them along. "You're all coming with us."
"Uh, what?"
"Yep."
"I don't think-"
"Nope, you all need some responsible adults." Wukong paused to consider the pilgrims. "Well, more responsible than DBK and your parents."
"NO!" Red Boy yelled.
"...okay." the teenagers said.
They're in chapter 41, they're the little devils that Red sends to fetch DBK after he catches Tang Sanzang so they can eat him.
guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

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She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.
God forbid women do anything
stop letting miserable people on the internet convince you that you must have a concrete, well-constructed opinion on everything that has ever existed.
everybody say thank you Marcus Aurelius
i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.
there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.
anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.
A Better World - create an alternate history timeline
Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game
Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet
Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games
Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones
Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy
ZenGM - simulate sports
Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi
IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)
Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface
The Cafe & Diner - mystery game
The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game
Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions
Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game
Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game
Miniconomy - player driven economy game
Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes
BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators
Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil
Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.
if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.
Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th
No guys you don’t understand.
The soil testing equipment on Curiosity makes a buzzing noise and the pitch of the noise changes depending on what part of an experiment Curiosity is performing, this is the way Curiosity sings to itself.
So some of the finest minds currently alive decided to take incredibly expensive important scientific equipment and mess with it until they worked out how to move in just the right way to sing Happy Birthday, then someone made a cake on Curiosity’s birthday and took it into Mission control so that a room full of brilliant scientists and engineers could throw a birthday party for a non-autonomous robot 225 million kilometres away and listen to it sing the first ever song sung on Mars*, which was Happy Birthday.
This isn’t a sad story, this a happy story about the ridiculousness of humans and the way we love things. We built a little robot and called it Curiosity and flung it into the star to go and explore places we can’t get to because it’s name is in our nature and then just because we could, we taught it how to sing.
That’s not sad, that’s awesome.
*this is different from the first song ever played on mars (Reach For The Stars by Will.I.Am) which happened the year before, singing is different from playing
This is humanity
Happy Birthday, Curiousity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity.
Happy birthday, Curiosity!
Happy birthday, Curiosity!💕
Happy Birthday, Curiosity
happy birthday, curiosity
happy birthday, Curiosity
Happy birthday, curiosity!
Happy birthday, curiousity!
Happy birthday, curiosity! <3
being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time
crying and sobbing crying and sobbing etc
some more vintage photographs that make me weep and wail, now including trans people!
There are whole books of these photographs too!!!
this is just one I found at work at the library but I have seen many more!
there is an instagram for this book too that has over 1500 posts with pictures like this :)

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Hi everyone, i'm boosting this here too.. my beloved friend's father just got taken by ICE recently, if you can please help support him by sharing/donating on gfm
https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-for-houston-family-during-ice-detention
The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.
THE NOTES ARE BROKEN! This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”
IT’S MARCH
Uh… It’s still May…
It’s august
This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)
When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.
But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.
They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.
This was maybe 6-7 years ago.
I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.
We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.
Crows are the very best birds.
So many people who love generative AI don't have a creative bone in their body and can't imagine anyone actually enjoying the time and effort it takes to write something or draw something.

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I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you
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