pls dont kill me mr myers ♡

DNI if you like horror movies because you think theyre SCARY🚫you can ONLY follow me if you JACK OFF TO SLASHER FILMS

I need to bite something until it breaks. I need to jack off. I need to set fire to a large structure. I need to sprint into the woods

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

you are alive on a planet with insects and whales and diatoms and mycelium networks and puppies and your human friends. literally so awesome to be a living thing

it’s actually crazy how passion and sincerity is the answer

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

cool and awesome people are supposedly calling me “my friend”

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

imposter syndrome will have you like i hope no one figures out i draw pictures by sketching them first

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

🎂

I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs