pls dont kill me mr myers ♡

DNI if you like horror movies because you think theyre SCARY🚫you can ONLY follow me if you JACK OFF TO SLASHER FILMS

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

The chugging of a sacred beer

why does the wikipedia page for paranoid personality disorder have some kind of goblin on it

what have i done

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

When nobody else was remember who was there for you at your lowest. That's right. Completely and absolutely dogshit music

creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

i want to do things because i like to do them

i want to have fun

Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they publish questionable card games

NO OTHER PLANET IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM GETS TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSES!! THE SIZE AND DISTANCE OF OUR MOON FROM EARTH AND THE SUN MAKE THE PERFECT CIRCUMSTANCES TO GET TOTALITY!!! THE EARTH AND MOON ARE SOOOO COOL AND OF COURSE OUR SUN!! I LOVE LIVING ON EARTH I LOVE YOU EARTH I LOVE YOUUUUU MOON I LOVE YOU SUN

@charseraph

Space horror? No, space joy and space hope. You're not alone, the dark isn't scary, and the stars will always shine a little brighter on your way home. You will always find a way home.