pls dont kill me mr myers ♡

DNI if you like horror movies because you think theyre SCARY🚫you can ONLY follow me if you JACK OFF TO SLASHER FILMS

You can reverse the flow of Mako if you concentrate

You can also make her go faster if you unfocus your eyes

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

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when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

fat butch is genuinely the staple . when u say butch i think of a fat butch and it hasn't crossed my mind that this is a new thought for some people