pls dont kill me mr myers ♡

DNI if you like horror movies because you think theyre SCARY🚫you can ONLY follow me if you JACK OFF TO SLASHER FILMS

imposter syndrome will have you like i hope no one figures out i draw pictures by sketching them first

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

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I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.

Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally I think it’s worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of one’s lungs

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet

happy peaches day to all that celebrate