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Hi, I'm Google Classroom!
Obviously, this is a parody, not the real deal.
All pronouns, minor
I actually want to be a teacher one day, hence why I chose Classroom specifically for this gimmick blog.
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@realgoogleclassroom
Intro or whatever
Hi, I'm Google Classroom!
Obviously, this is a parody, not the real deal.
All pronouns, minor
I actually want to be a teacher one day, hence why I chose Classroom specifically for this gimmick blog.

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why would I want to suffer?? Do I LOOK like a 15th century monk?
It will have cake.
jokes on you, Iām a Portal fan and wonāt fall for your lies and shenanigans
but Walmart
theres cake
no there isnāt!
how would you know
youre not there
there could be cake
or there could not be
you wont know til you look
I wonāt fall for your trickery. I will not be bamboozeled.
i thought you spelt bamboozeled wrong until i thought about it and looked at it and yeah its right
but i dont like the way it looks. it looks like it shouldnt be spelt that way but it is
edit: i am right actually because its bamboozle. le. not el. so it is actually wrong because it should be bamboozled
i knew it looked wrong. i could feel it in my bones
So you could say that you were⦠bamboozled
giggle classroom i will beat you over the head with a desk
yknow because goggle classroom
classrooms have desks
you had two chances to spell Google correctly and you messed it up both times
impressive, if a bit disappointing
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why would I want to suffer?? Do I LOOK like a 15th century monk?
It will have cake.
jokes on you, Iām a Portal fan and wonāt fall for your lies and shenanigans
but Walmart
theres cake
no there isnāt!
how would you know
youre not there
there could be cake
or there could not be
you wont know til you look
I wonāt fall for your trickery. I will not be bamboozeled.
i thought you spelt bamboozeled wrong until i thought about it and looked at it and yeah its right
but i dont like the way it looks. it looks like it shouldnt be spelt that way but it is
edit: i am right actually because its bamboozle. le. not el. so it is actually wrong because it should be bamboozled
i knew it looked wrong. i could feel it in my bones
So you could say that you were⦠bamboozled
Alternatives to saying āIām gonna kill myselfā because thatās bad for your mental health!
This will affect the trout population (a classic)
Iām gonna run away and join the circus
Fuck it, we ball (another classic)
The horrors persist but so do I (a third classic)
Iām gonna run away to Vegas
Iām gonna run away to New York/London/other large city near you
Iām too pretty to have this happen to me
The suffering is endless but so is my swag
Lifeās a bitch but so am I
how the fuck is "This will affect the trout population" a classic, mate its existed for like idk not long
also fairly sure i was the one who came up with the last one???
everyone know it. Itās a classic.
it is indeed a classic
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education is important
Other students get AO3 in University, bit not me
I just get linear algebra and string quartet rehearsals
Not pertinent to anything in particular but I do think it's kinda weird that we keep depicting cavemen in media crawling around on all fours covered in dirt with tangled, matted hair, speaking in broken, cobbled-together toddler language when like.
They were us.
Like literally genetically they were US, just like. A while ago.
Like
Would you trust a TV caveman with a baby? Probably not
A real life caveman though??? I think they'd be at least okay at it
This is actually really important and comes up in Anthropology classes all. The. Time.
As long as homo sapiens have existed, we have had the same emotional and mental capacity as you and I do today. You nailed it. They were US. Even Neaderthals existed alongside and had offspring with Homo Sapiens for many thousands of years.
There's much evidence that cavemen would have had complex spoken language, culture (learned information passed down), symbolic interpretation, and I think they most certainly would have been able to handle holding a baby. In fact I have my suspicisions that an ancient homo sapiens mother may be a more present, attentive, and knowledgable mom than I could be today.
Do not let media trick you into believing we are the pinnacle of humanity. Unilinial evolution theory (google it quick I beg) is BUNK, GARBAGE, and the root of so much evil.
We've been human for a long, long time, and we are not inherently better than all those who came before.
One the most profound experiences of my life was visiting Font de Gaume, which has 12 thousand year old paintings. They use a technique where the horses appeared to run across the wall when seen in flickering firelight. There was a bison the wall staring at us with such attitude, I could practically hear him. I had the most profound feeling of those ancient artists reaching forward to lay their hands on my shoulders. To say, "This was my world." It was a profoundly moving experience.
Some years later, I went to the Orkney islands where we visited a tiny family run museum of artifacts from the chambered tomb at the other end of the farm. They handed me a pestle once held by some neolithci human.They'd worn groves where the thumb and forefinger would be for better grip.
One time, in a French history class, my teacher randomly at the end of the class had all of us draw a sketch of a horse. And we were all like ??? Okay???
At the beginning of the next class, my teacher showed us a cave painting of a horse. And then he showed all of our horses, which he had scanned and put into the presentation.
He then pointed out all the ways that our horses looked similar to the prehistoric horse. Same features, drawn from the same angle, etc.
And then he asked us, "Isn't it cool that you draw horses the same way as someone who lived 20,000 years ago?"
Yeah. That stuck with me for a while.
In Spain, there's a cave full of ancient, ice age era drawings of bison and reindeer and other animals of that period... And one small section of chaotic scribbles just a little away from everything else. These scribblesv were so incomprehensible, they were originally just called the 'Panel of Enigmatic Signs'... Until it occurred to someone that drawings only three feet off the ground probably weren't made by adults.
Scientists are now pretty sure the scribbles were made by kids ages 3-6, more or less on their own. The adult cave artists were probably doing what any modern parent might do when they want to keep small children out of their hair for awhile: they gave the kids some drawing tools of their own and a small section of wall to work on, out of the way but still close enough to keep an eye on them, and let them have at it.
What's most charming about the whole thing is the way the cave scribbles look exactly like what you'd find on the wall of a preschool today. Artistic styles vary widely across different times and cultures, but child development is as near to a universal human experience as it gets.
Wisher made detailed 3D scans of the drawings, which helped her understand the uneven pressure applied to the charcoal and the direction the lines were drawn. The team then compared the panelās composition with age-appropriate artistic efforts by modern children. Kids across cultures go through the same developmental stages, which influence their physical ability to draw, until about the age of 6, Amir notes.
The team compared the ancient art with the developmental stages exhibited by modern children: the furiously scribbled circles and push-pull lines typical of 3-year-olds just learning to control their bodies, for example, or the wobbly, right-angled figures of slightly older kids beginning to master fine motor skills.
Both are apparent in the cave, superimposed on each other as though two or more kids were drawing at once. Thatās a clue the Las Monedas marks were likely made by āsiblings or a mixed-age play group within the sphere of safety around adults, but also within their own space,ā says co-author Felix Riede, an Aarhus archaeologist.
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Adults at Las Monedas would have been aware of what the kids were doing and presumably had lit fires or torches; without ample firelight the cave is pitch black.
Call me a woke leftist cuck but children should be able to talk to doctors without their parents knowledge
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It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr š„³
how the fuck
anything that brings out your childlike wonder is worth giving your attention to
I saw someone reblog this dismissing it as AI despite the fact they're 1 click away from a search engine. "Rosetta Nebula" is all you'd have to type. Perhaps the biggest travesty with ai images is going to be robbing people of their wonder for what's actually possible in the universe and continuing to shrink their bubble of understanding based on whether they believe it at a glance.
The image has been colorized differently above but the Rosetta Nebula is real and actually looks like that.
it looks less like a human skull than it does Homo heidelbergensis:
Look, it formed a long time ago, it had to work with the reference it had
the āpleasure to have in classā to overly active tumblr user pipeline
Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class
Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on your dash
you are all a pleasure to have in class
One of the things I really like about Tumblr is there seems to be a healthy appreciation for invertebrate biology here, which I donāt always see as much on other social media websites. Tumblr users overall seem to love bugs, and itās important to me that every person who loves bugs knows the name Charles Henry Turner. If youāre not yet familiar with this man, Iām delighted to introduce you to one of the most remarkable minds ever born of this earth, and a true pioneer in the field of entomology and animal behavior.
Charles Turner was born in the United States just a few years after the end of the civil war. His brilliance was evident from the start, and after graduating valedictorian of his high school class he quickly went on to earn his Bachelorās and Masterās degrees in short order. While in school, Turnerās relentless curiosity became his greatest advantage. He was drawn to and fascinated by topics that were largely ignored by modern science at the time, namely the cognitive behaviors of insects and other invertebrates. While many of his colleagues believed insects to be mindless automata acting on instinct alone, Turner felt deeply that the brains of these oft overlooked animals were far more complex than the scientific community suspected. He performed extensive experiments to test his theories and found overwhelming evidence of problem solving and individualism among organisms as small as ants and spiders.
By the time Turner earned his zoology pHD in 1907 he had published dozens of papers in highly esteemed journals and had even co-authored a book. It is likely that Turner was the first African American to earn a pHD from the University of Chicago. With such a sparkling academic reputation and enormous body of research, one would expect this candidate to have no issues obtaining a professorship at a prestigious school. Though by every right Turner should have been head of science department at a top university, the systemic racism that permeated academia meant that doors a white man would have walked through were locked and bolted shut for Charles Henry Turner.
Turner did not allow this prejudice to dim in any way his blindingly bright passion for knowledge. He took a job as a high school teacher, and continued to perform and publish research on his own all while he instilled his students with a love for zoology. He published more than 70 papers in extremely respected journals and he remained passionately curious for the entirety of his life. If I tried to list here all of the incredible discoveries Turner made in his lifetime it would take me days to sufficiently express the impact he had on the field of invertebrate behavior. His experiments were so ahead of their time that entomologists today marvel at his research and wonder how much more we would know if Turnerās work had been given the attention and respect of other scientists working at the time. Turnerās mind was about a century ahead of those entomological contemporaries who had no interest in giving him a seat at the table. His tombstone simply reads āscientistā
Like many people of color throughout history, Turnerās exceptional contributions to our world have been unfairly overlooked by many. His name has historically been left out of entomology textbooks and courses, despite laying down groundwork that is still used today. I really recommend that anyone interested in entomology or even biology in general read up on Charles Henry Turner and his works. This is an excellent article that discusses his many challenges and triumphs in the field.

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One of the things I really like about Tumblr is there seems to be a healthy appreciation for invertebrate biology here, which I donāt always see as much on other social media websites. Tumblr users overall seem to love bugs, and itās important to me that every person who loves bugs knows the name Charles Henry Turner. If youāre not yet familiar with this man, Iām delighted to introduce you to one of the most remarkable minds ever born of this earth, and a true pioneer in the field of entomology and animal behavior.
Charles Turner was born in the United States just a few years after the end of the civil war. His brilliance was evident from the start, and after graduating valedictorian of his high school class he quickly went on to earn his Bachelorās and Masterās degrees in short order. While in school, Turnerās relentless curiosity became his greatest advantage. He was drawn to and fascinated by topics that were largely ignored by modern science at the time, namely the cognitive behaviors of insects and other invertebrates. While many of his colleagues believed insects to be mindless automata acting on instinct alone, Turner felt deeply that the brains of these oft overlooked animals were far more complex than the scientific community suspected. He performed extensive experiments to test his theories and found overwhelming evidence of problem solving and individualism among organisms as small as ants and spiders.
By the time Turner earned his zoology pHD in 1907 he had published dozens of papers in highly esteemed journals and had even co-authored a book. It is likely that Turner was the first African American to earn a pHD from the University of Chicago. With such a sparkling academic reputation and enormous body of research, one would expect this candidate to have no issues obtaining a professorship at a prestigious school. Though by every right Turner should have been head of science department at a top university, the systemic racism that permeated academia meant that doors a white man would have walked through were locked and bolted shut for Charles Henry Turner.
Turner did not allow this prejudice to dim in any way his blindingly bright passion for knowledge. He took a job as a high school teacher, and continued to perform and publish research on his own all while he instilled his students with a love for zoology. He published more than 70 papers in extremely respected journals and he remained passionately curious for the entirety of his life. If I tried to list here all of the incredible discoveries Turner made in his lifetime it would take me days to sufficiently express the impact he had on the field of invertebrate behavior. His experiments were so ahead of their time that entomologists today marvel at his research and wonder how much more we would know if Turnerās work had been given the attention and respect of other scientists working at the time. Turnerās mind was about a century ahead of those entomological contemporaries who had no interest in giving him a seat at the table. His tombstone simply reads āscientistā
Like many people of color throughout history, Turnerās exceptional contributions to our world have been unfairly overlooked by many. His name has historically been left out of entomology textbooks and courses, despite laying down groundwork that is still used today. I really recommend that anyone interested in entomology or even biology in general read up on Charles Henry Turner and his works. This is an excellent article that discusses his many challenges and triumphs in the field.
Which Geometric Transformation is the Hottest?
Rotation
Translation
Uniform Scaling
Non-Uniform Scaling
Reflection
Shearing
I love it when there is a completely nonsensical poll but everyone picks the same answer.
Because itās the correct answer??????