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No one knew. Not even SMC, and he was CARRYING MIND YOU.
He just noticed he was feeling off, next thing he knows he's falling off the staircase and around 10mins later he's in labor. By the moment he's processed anything Pure Vanilla slams the door open and here we are!
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one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee
Hanahaki disease is a psychosomatic illness. It's a thing that your body does in response to stress over constantly repressing/concealing your feelings in settings with high background magic. It's like you've been ignoring pain for a long time and suddenly your vision starts going dark, because your affected body is just YANKING on random alerts trying to get you to PAY ATTENTION there is a PROBLEM. Yes the flowers do really exist. So do non-magical psychosomatic symptoms. The flowers aren't special.
This does of course open up the trope to options for non-romantic concealed feelings. Which I think is great. There is something viscerally satisfying about the person who seems so outwardly chipper coughing and hacking and spitting up Depression Flowers so now everyone has to know they're hurting. Isn't there?
Hanahaki but it’s your body desperately needing you to love and care for it while your mind is trapped in the body that doesn’t fit, that’s wrong as it destroys you from the inside out the longer you aren’t able to get help to make your body feel like you
The sequence of events after Red finds out that they're a parent from Orange's paperwork, in my head-
Orange: "Anyway, so yes, if you could just sign-"
Red: *turns and throws up into a trash can*
Orange: "Uh, well, if you could just sign-"
Red: *starts sobbing into the trash can*
Orange: "Uh, are you okay-"
Red, suddenly very angry: "PURPLE-!"
Red: *marches out of the room to track down Purple*
Orange: "Uh..."
This is what I mean when I say I enjoy the recent Orange asks. XD
Bcos YES. THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT GOES. Orange just wants to do their job! The job they love for the company they shill for! NO ONE SIGNS THE DAMN PAPERWORK.
In all seriousness, I am GIGGLING at this drama. JUST IMAGINE. You offer up a job to your ex-friend/situationship to make up for the awful way you betrayed them and became part of the system that persecuted them. You think this could be your chance to. Atone? For everything. Even if you can't consciously acknowledge your mistakes bcos to do so would call into question your entire sense of self.
So you think, a job and a close working environment will eventually get you the absolution and reconciliation you desperately want, without any of the self-reflection or accountability needed.
Except, they come and they're. Indifferent. Cold. Distant. They get along with STRANGERS better than YOU. Whatever it is you thought would complete you if you get it from them, you aren't getting it.
Then apparently they have a child. You're reasonably sure it's yours. You're terrified if it isn't. You're terrified if it is.
Orange wanted two things in life: order and positivity! You could never go wrong with order and positivity, and that was why Mira was such a great place to work! It had so many rules to keep things neat and tidy, and once that was all set, you could get to work making sure everyone had a smile on their face!
Was that so much to ask for?
Well, apparently, to some people, it was.
It would be a surprise to learn that Captain Red was not the most disorganized person Orange had served with. That honor went to Captain Teal, but Orange refused to think about them. Red was thankfully willing to do the most basic of clean-up and managed to do some of the paperwork.
Some. Not all.
Which is why Orange popped into the cockpit to see the captain playing video games.
They resisted an eye twitch and let out a "Oh, hello, captain!"
Captain Red nearly jumped a foot in the air, shutting their video game off and turning with a bright visor like they weren't slacking off on company time. "Oh, Orange! What brings you up here!"
"Oh, just some paperwork you forgot to sign, mostly for White and Green," Orange pulled out the papers and passed them and a pen to Red. They began to sign as Orange turned to the last paper. Once this was signed, they could get everything in their folders and not worry about it. The last one was pretty simple- a confirmation of a dependent, one Magenta Hesiod, child of Purple Redgrave. (Hey, they had the same last name as the captain.) "Just some confirmation stuff. And, oh, there's also something about Purple-"
Red paled at the mention of the security guard. "What- what's wrong with Purple! Nothing's wrong with Purple, they're definitely not blacklisted- hahaha!" The laughter continued on for a few seconds before trailing off awkwardly.
Well, that was weird. "Uh, yes. Anyway, as I was saying, I need your signature here as Purple's supervisor on the insurance form."
Red seemed to shake off whatever weirdness had just happened to actually take the paper, exchanging it with Green and White's papers. "Oh, okay! Yeah, yeah, I can do that." They looked down at the paper.
They read the insurance form.
They read the insurance form again, their brow furrowing and their fingers clenching.
Orange was used to this. Red always paid careful attention to Purple's paperwork, as if worried they would miss something. If only they paid this much attention to all the paperwork!
"Anyway, so yes, if you could just sign-"
What they weren't used to was Red turning around and throwing up in a nearby trash can.
Orange blinked and tried not to be sick at the way the paper was crumbling in their hand, most likely getting some vomit juice on it. "Uh, well, if you could just-"
Red started sobbing into the trash can.
They fell silent, unsure of what to say. Red didn't cry, at least around them, except now. Except now they were sobbing, as if told a beloved family member had been passed, with loud, gasping sobs. It paused for a moment, and then a fresh wave came, starting the awkward routine all over again.
Orange was left standing there, unsure of what to do. This had never really come up in their training. Should they leave, give Red a moment to compose themself? They reached out, unsure whether to pat them on the back or to let them know they were leaving.
Red stood up straight, and their brow was furrowed tight, and their visor lit up with emotion. Orange felt themself take a step back.
They stood, turning.
"PURPLE!"
Without another word, Red marched out of the cockpit, leaving Orange standing there.
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The thought of Scorpion Chedder gives me the funny idea of Burning Spice looking at Golden Cheese and going “why the fuck are you a bird?”
Burning Spice, who based if corruption form off a bug bc it was his first loves obsession, only to find her reincarnated as a bird, which notoriously eats bugs: What happened to the original plot of the movie???
ShadowRecluse Possessive Son thought but Shadow Milk trying to teach Truthless Recluse shapeshifting. There were successes and failures, many which Shadow Milk cooed and fawned over (like the adorable bunny ears Recluse managed).
Black Sapphire had no idea. So, instead of a spell aimed at him as he hovered over the crib to start the fight, he got wolf teeth digging into his shoulder and claws yanking him back.
Shadow Milk's impression of Recluse as a feral animal when he gets back isn't helped by the jam smeared across his face.
Black Sapphire was gone. Scurried to some far off corner of Beast-Yeast if he knew what was good for him.
Truthless Recluse was tearfully shoving clothes for the twins into a bag.
"Come on, Nilly, there's no need for all this —," Shadow Milk ducked to avoid a lamp being thrown at him.
"I KNEW you would take his side!" Truthless Recluse growled, "I — I can't DO this! I HAVE to protect our children!"
"Nilly, Nilly, Nilly!" Shadow Milk grabbed his hands and forced Truthless Recluse to look at him.
There was still jam in the corner of his mouth.
Shadow Milk wiped it away and ignored the heat that pooled in his gut and the tightness between his legs.
"When will you be back?" He asked.
"I don't know..." Truthless Recluse squirmed to get away from him.
"Please, Nilly?" Shadow Milk didn't think he'd be able to think without his soulmate nearby.
"A few days...maybe." Truthless Recluse mumbled.
"Where will you go?" Shadow Milk asked.
"Mystic Flour's...she's a healer..."
"The twins are fine, Nilly —,"
"You don't KNOW that!"
Shadow Milk sighed, and let Truthless Recluse finish packing. If his son knew what was good for him, he's stay gone.
The TruthlessSage fic only ever grows longer the more I write it, imagine that. Here's another little snippet, I might post the first chapter on Ao3 soon.
"Which ones are we moving? Where would you like them to go?" Sage asked, his tone almost excited as he surveyed the land.
Truthless hesitated again for a brief moment, then sighed.
"Grab one of the stones around this bush, and move it to the side," he explained weakly. "We'll reroute the walkway so that its not in the middle of one."
"Makes sense," Sage said.
He leaned over and brushed the compost off of one of the large, flat stones making up the walkway. He heaved, slowly lifting the rock until it was just barely above the ground. His arms were shaking. He took a wobbly step to the side, then a second one.
Truthless put a hand over his lower face, covering his mouth.
Sage groaned, hefting the stone up a little bit higher, maybe a centimeter, and made it one more step before the stone fell from his grasp. He leaped away from it, hands raised out of fear of it smashing his fingers.
He turned to Truthless and smiled expectantly. "Is that good?"
Truthless remained silent for a moment. He was kind of overwhelmed by how pathetic that display had been. It was, quite frankly, adorable. The stone had barely moved ten centimeters to the side. This was the cutest thing he'd ever seen and he kind of wanted to make Sage lift all of the rocks in the garden just to watch him struggle some more.
"Yes," he eventually said stoically. "That works."
"Are you sure?" Sage asked, entirely innocent and unaware of the evil thoughts lurking within his head. "Do you want me to move it over some more?"
Ty...People forget the toxic yaoi is toxic sometimes, I need some of that between redemption cigars, show how hard it was something something 🚬 (Says the fluff lover)
Awee thank you!! It really is lacking in redemption department. Usually the stories of this genre make Shadow Milk change his mind very quickly and I don’t think it’d be the case. He’s not as soft and easy to convince, he’d lashed out in the game multiple times at the thought of being friends and proceeded to be mean to Vanilla right after. And I feel like the harder the journey is the more rewarding the outcome is! (Saying that as both angst and fluff lover heh)
I really want their relationship to be shown as complex and struggling. A rocky road where both get hurt and eventually learn to coexist in harmony (or they don’t)
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Yeah so how Crescent Vanilla got attached to Wizard Cookie was Pure Vanilla was usually going through immense grief after the birth, and the trio came over to check on him. Crescent Vanilla ended up as a wide eyed curious infant who crawled right knot Wizard Cookie’s lap and the baby never stopped following the boy.
As she grew up and he grew up their bond became more almost like siblings… she acted as his apprentice sometimes, helping him with his studies and he always liked the way she looked up to him…bringing his pride. Of course she likes the other kids too but she loves Wizard Cookie the most!
