Fics Written in the Stars

Shadow Milk asked Black Sapphire to spread deceit. He didn’t mean breed deceit! Now he’s got more little minions than a Beast can handle! (The girls are all just playing pretend with one another and not being disruptive)

All I'm hearing is:

I think it would be funny if Shadow Milk went through the same sorta thing as Black Sapphire did, just with less consequences. Black Sapphire could be his and Salts son, Candy Apple him and eternal sugars, and Ash Salt his and timekeepers. Something might of happened in the spire with Pure Vanilla, but he doesn’t wanna look into that. I imagine he would get bored of being evil so he’d sorta laze in his spire crafting all day, and coddling his grandchildren.

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I feel like Ginger Tiger would probably have a few training sessions with some of his siblings. The most obvious ones are the triplets and their different weapon proficiencies. Champagne and Sugar Grape tend to be more magic based than anything (Champagne rarely fights though). Rose Wine has to meditate so they don’t ruin the new clothes she just made them.

Yes!!

Ginger Tiger isn't like her siblings in that, she doesn't leave the Spicelands

The only time her father or siblings see her is when Black Sapphire visits.

So, she teaches her siblings how the wild spices bond —

BY BATTLING TO THE DEATH!!

"Uhh, Ginger, Black Dahlia is 4, can we maybe fight to the first touch?" Silver Lily asks.

Some time between escaping the Creme Republic and infiltrating the Silver Kingdom, Shadow Milk asked Black Sapphire to check on Burning Spice (because the big fella had been strangely quiet and the last thing they needed was a self-crumbled Beast).

And, have any of yall seen that trend of people at gyms and it's captioned "doing 3 sets of 'Yes, Queen' because she doesn't lose arguments" or something along those lines?

Yeah, that's what Bspice was up to.

ANYWAYS

Nutmeg Tiger is a "strike first ask questions if they don't crumble" kinda general, so when she saw Black Sapphire (whom she hadn't seen since before the war) she immediately attacked him.

But, Black Sapphire is a skilled mage taught by the originator of all knowledge and magic and deceit, so he can hold his own.

Nutmeg Tiger was impressed with that.

BSpice was not impressed to find them in bed together a week later.

Rose Wine and Ginger Tiger don’t seem like girls that get along but they oddly do. Rose Wine tends to use her wits a lot (and the fact she got educated by 3 highly skilled family members) and is used to Ginger Tiger’s antics. Ginger Tiger was not amused at being held in place to get fitted for an outfit but she quickly gained respect for the oldest.

Ohhhh I love this!!

Outside of her parents, I imagine that Rose Wine is the one Ginger trusts to tell her about her switch. She wasn't nervous telling her mother or father, but she is nervous to tell her sisters (they all like to joke about how she's the only boy and how they love having only one brother).

"Eldest sister, may I speak with you plainly?" Ginger Tiger stood nervously in the oldest Sapphire daughter's guest room.

Rose Wine looked up from the fabrics Burning Spice gifted her and smiled, "What's up little bro," She knew he didn't like being called little because he'd been taller than her since she was seven and he was six.

Ginger Tiger actually flinched at the affection though.

Rose Wine immediately stood up, "Whoa, hey, is everything alright??"

And to her surprise, Ginger Tiger clenched his fists and scrunched up his nose.

"A-Are you crying??" Rose Wine asked, shocked.

"No!" Ginger snapped, "Wild spices never cry!"

"Then," Rose Wine took his hands and guided him to sit on her bed. He kept his paws tucked up under him, but she could still see he was shaking. "Tell me," She said gently, "I promise, whatever it is, I won't be upset or judge you or whatever it is you may be worrying about —,"

"I am a girl." Ginger Tiger blurted out.

Rose Wine blinked.

"And I wish to be referred to as a girl." She crossed her arms over her chest.

Rose Wine smiled and took her hands gently, "It is an honor to fight alongside you, my sister." She knew that was how cookies expressed love in the Spicelands.

Ginger Tiger's tail thwapped twice before she pulled Rose Wine into a bone crushing hug.

"Oof!" Rose Wine sputtered for a moment before she relaxed and hugged her back.

For a breath, the two sisters embraced in silence.

Then Rose Wine pulled back with an excited grin, "EEEE!! Does this mean you'll finally let me do a make over for you?!"

Ginger Tiger grimaced, "Oh...uhh..."

Burning Spice: "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SON DID TO MY BEST GENERAL?!"

Shadow Milk, just trying to feel Pure Vanilla up: "I have several guesses and all of them make me want to bash my head into the wall."

Burning Spice, scooping up Pure Vanilla: "Fix your son and make sure that child gets child support and Birdy might return your silly Nilly."

Pure Vanilla, not complaining, just confused: "Wait what-"

Shadow Milk: "Wait I'M getting punished?!"

😂😂😂

Shadow Milk would find his son and drag him back home by his wings, "YOU!" He points accusingly in his face, "Need to," he gestures wildly, "Wrap it up!"

Black Sapphire, genuinely confused and upset as to why he's not buried in his sweet Silverbell, "Huh??"

Shadow Milk presses his hands together, "I got you out of the Creme Republic when it was reported that a dark-haired scoundrel got the Grand Consul's golden boy pregnant. I put you on the total OPPOSITE END of the map! And YOU," he grabs his son by his lapels and shakes him, "GOT NUTMEG TIGER PREGNANT?!?!"

Black Sapphire pales, "Oh my crumbs, Burning Spice is going to crumble me!"

Elder Custard or whatever his name is demands a meeting with Clotted Cream and Black Sapphire. He demands to know everything about their relationship, because one of their top politicians can not be with a minion of deciet!(the two have also been avoiding the meeting for like years at this point.) Pure Vanilla is dragged along sadly because the council needs him, and Shadow Milk comes because he wants to piss people off. Elder Custard calls Black Sapphire a whore. Shadow Milk responds with, “I could say the same about you!” As Pure Vanilla says, “You have no right to assume things so harshly about people’s lives!”. Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla lock eyes. (Was Pure Vanilla always that hot? He was hot before but not HOT hot.)

Avoiding the meeting for years, you say? 😏

Shadow Milk brings Rose Wine (4) and Sweet Yogurt (2) because who could be mad at those sweet faces???

...

Custard could be, that's who.

On the one hand, it was kind of amusing, watching his son squirm uncomfortably as the consequences of his actions berated him.

Clotted Cream kept trying to intervene on Black Sapphire's behalf, but Custard kept shutting him down.

"You don't get to speak!" He snapped, "You lost that right when you slept with this whore!" He gestured to Black Sapphire.

"Then why the —," he covered Sweet Yogurt's ears with his hands and Rose Wine's ears with his hair, "Ovens are YOU speaking?"

"I beg your pardon?!"

Pure Vanilla put his hands on the table and stood up, "You have no right to speak so harshly about others lives! Especially to the father of your grandchildren!"

Shadow Milk glanced at Pure Vanilla.

Pure Vanilla looked back at him.

Shadow Milk blushed. Why was his thieving other half defending his son so hot? He quickly cleared his throat and stood as well. He kept Sweet Yogurt on his hip and pulled Clotted Cream to his feet.

Pure Vanilla got the hint and picked up Rose Wine and helped Black Sapphire stand.

"Now, if YOU don't wanna be a part of your grandbabies lives that's fine. Means more time with me!" Shadow Milk giggled gleefully as he nuzzled Sweet Yogurt and made her giggle.

Custard watched them go in shock, "C-Clotted Cream! If you step out of this room, you are disowned!"

Which is why Shadow Milk is tryinnnnng to be careful with Nilly.

"But, why?" Pure Vanilla pouted when Shadow Milk pulled out.

"Because I'm the ancestor of half the freaking berry jamlines left on Earthbread, and YOU'RE the ancestor to most of the spice-sweetners left on Earthbread!" Shadow Milk grunted. His back was too old for this, too.

"But I have separation anxiety..." Pure Vanilla wrapped his arms around his neck.

Thank yoouuuuuuu 🫶

I feel like Ginger Tiger would probably have a few training sessions with some of his siblings. The most obvious ones are the triplets and their different weapon proficiencies. Champagne and Sugar Grape tend to be more magic based than anything (Champagne rarely fights though). Rose Wine has to meditate so they don’t ruin the new clothes she just made them.

Yes!!

Ginger Tiger isn't like her siblings in that, she doesn't leave the Spicelands

The only time her father or siblings see her is when Black Sapphire visits.

So, she teaches her siblings how the wild spices bond —

BY BATTLING TO THE DEATH!!

"Uhh, Ginger, Black Dahlia is 4, can we maybe fight to the first touch?" Silver Lily asks.

✨Black Sapphire's inability to pull out of his pretty partners✨

Rose Wine (ClottedSapphire) - Oldest

Silver Hawthorne (BlackBell) - Oldest TRIPLET

Silver Dream Sage (BlackBell) - Middle TRIPLET

Silver Lily (BlackBell) - Youngest Triplet

Champagne (BlackSugar) - 3rd oldest (technically 5th)

Sugar Grape (BlackSugar) - 3rd Youngest

Sweet Yogurt (ClottedSapphire) - 2nd youngest

Black Dahlia (BlackBell) - Youngest

Well

Turns out

He does.

Except

Well

His son with Nutmeg Tiger decided she didn't really WANT to be a son anymore and became his 9th daughter

Meet:

Ginger Tiger

I think it would be funny if Shadow Milk went through the same sorta thing as Black Sapphire did, just with less consequences. Black Sapphire could be his and Salts son, Candy Apple him and eternal sugars, and Ash Salt his and timekeepers. Something might of happened in the spire with Pure Vanilla, but he doesn’t wanna look into that. I imagine he would get bored of being evil so he’d sorta laze in his spire crafting all day, and coddling his grandchildren.

AHSHDJSKS

AT THIS POINT YOU SHOULD JOIN ME AND TY'S CONVERSATION