Fics Written in the Stars

thought its interes- wait

EDIT:

dear god

Now this sounds fun my two favorite versions of sdvn sagerecluse and shadowvanilla especially when he’s all corrupted it and ultimate.

I can imagine Timekeeper thinking it was the funniest shit ever. And Shadow Milk punching air.

While Nilla is getting stuffed and tasting his own self-

Haha about this ask I actually began to write a summary i didn’t get that far but I thought the idea was so fun I had to try… maybe I’ll continue it. Let me know what yall think? I’m kinda ima writing burnt out

Here it Is

It had been months since his dearest companion had passed on, weeks since Shadow Milk Cookie turned out to be alive and trying to destroy the timeline for a grand finale. It was a whiplash of overwhelming horror. Losing his first love and now realizing his soulmate was alive causing more harm than ever. It made him almost faint when Timekeeper had told him.

The healer was exhausted in all sense, he just wanted to return to his garden and be content surrounded by the white lilies but he couldn’t. Not when he was dragged into the time realm by Timekeeper literally to reunite with Shadow Milk, her words retracing in his mind over and over.

“Is it truly possible for you to still understand him? Even now?” Her words had been a tease but still fumbled in his mind.

How much more did he have to try to understand him? Pure Vanilla in all honesty was trying his hardest! He wouldn’t give up even if it was shocking to see what Shadow Milk had turned into…

But he was a bit more distant than before, while he did still play around of cards with the beast, while timekeeper watched on from above, a similarly scene as during the spire of deceit. He couldn’t help but feel better once he could have a momentary break. He just felt so tensed up, so exhausted but he still didn’t falter on the notion of resting. Not when the whole balance of his timeline rested solely on him keeping the jester entertained.

But sometimes he just wanted a chance to forget about it all, to unwind for once. He had a dream once, ludicrous and impossible, but of him sharing a peaceful new beginning with White Lily Cookie, and at one time Shadow Milk…

A dream so far removed from reality it made him wake up in a confused pondering. But then again those dreams were better than the ones that would have him wake up screaming….

For now he remained solemn quietly sitting in the same chair as he had for the past few days. His hands in his lap as stared down, only glancing back up every few seconds at the sound of Ash Salt Cookie sharpening her fork, as she leaned against the wall guarding him.

Shadow Milk had went to write more scripts for their next game as TimeKeeper had went along to make sure he wouldn’t do anything else. Which the jester openly hated.

A sound came through, a ringing, the healer blinked glancing around. A new grand entrance from the beast perhaps? It echoed out again as Ash Salt Cookie looked around with a suspicious expression.

The a shimmering portal opened beneath Pure Vanilla as he fell through with a sudden yelp. Ash Salt Cookie rushed over evaporating into ashes as she tried to but it was no use, he fell through.

The fragments of realms colliding flared through as he landed on the ground the chair tumbling cracking beneath him, as he landed on his stomach.

Soft grass filled out through his hands, something he hadn’t felt in a long while. He groaned from the impact squinting slightly as he tried to reach for his orchid to get a good view of where he was.

“Oh, that wasn’t the position I wanted the portal to be…” A clear voice came out, one that sounded all too familiar…

“ I thought you said you knew were to position it…” Another voice came out, darkened and monotone like any compassion had been sealed shut. A voice that was once his.

“Well, it’s hard to assume were to slice open a realm you’ve never been to before, Recluse.”

Pure Vanilla Cookie, shocked by this sound blinked his eyes open as he aimlessly tried to reach for his staff to see what was going on. If this was another trick by shadow milk as a game he did not

“Oh, wait a moment let us help you…”

Before Pure Vanilla could process what was happening two arms grabbed him pulling him up onto his feet. The smells of blueberry and vanilla filled his senses, he squinted his wide opened, his mouth gaping a little at seeing Truthless Recluse, staring back at him with a look of worry.

“Are you alright?” He turned towards the other cookie, as he looked with surprise at seeing Shadow Milk, completely normal….well almost….

No longer did his eye split into several fragments, no longer were his hands sharpened claws that could cover his whole thigh. But that was as far as normal it went, his eyes were no longer two shades of blue but matched of his own heterochromia His hair was entirely of blue starlight

with no eyes in sight….He really resembled the fount.

“S-Shadow Milk Cookie?” He asked confused.The said Shadow Milk eyes widened before he let out a chuckle, the stars brightening along his hair as he did so, Recluse only sighed as the Shadow Cookie, let out a breath of air before beaming at him.

“In a way I suppose I am, and yet at the same time I’m not!” He replied, as the hermit narrowed his eyes at him.

What?

i forgot that the reason i made this account was to post my doodles, lol.

Anyways, this is a silly slice of life au where fount of knowlege somehow ends up being pure vanilla and white lily's classmate. Hmm time travel shenanigans, maybe?

When Pyuba and fount grow up, they decide to rule together for convenience's sake.

Pyuba thinks it's an unspoken marriage kind of thing.

A little snippet for Web of Diplomacy...

"Are we ready for this?"

"I think so…"

"Of course!"

"Great!"

Gingerbrave was gonna lie his butt off!

The moment the Cookie Kingdom heard what the Creme Republic was trying to do, trying to force Pure Vanilla into an arranged marriage, all three had agreed to help complicate the divorce. The other Ancients had accepted their help happily, and had coached them on what to say.

Gingerbrave knocked on the door.

"Come in," the clerk sighed.

He opened the door, revealing a small office. There were two chairs pulled up. The clerk peered over his glasses at them. "Oh, my apologies." He didn't sound sorry. More tired than anything else.

"It's okay!" Gingerbrave said. "I can stand." Wizard and Strawberry settled into the seats, both trying to sit up and look focused. "So, we heard that you're the clerk involved in Pure Vanilla's divorce… case?"

"Yes. Why do you ask?"

"Well, um, we're…" Gingerbrave paused, just for effect. "We're the-"

The clerk blinked, looking a little more focused and a little bit more concerned. He squinted, and his eyes grew wide. "Are you his children?"

…what.

Actually…

"Yes!" Strawberry chirped, somehow sounding peppy. "We are." She grabbed Wizard's arm and pulled him closer. "Wizard and I are his biological kids, while Gingerbrave is adopted."

The clerk blinked, and the concern visibly grew on his face. "How old are you?"

"Twelve!"

"I'm fourteen."

"…you can't be his children," The clerk started typing, summoning folders and going through them, each motion faster and faster. His eyes were wide now, almost bloodshot. "You all are too young to have been-"

"You don't know what weird sex stuff he was doing out in the desert."

The clerk froze.

The jam visibly drained from his face as the words, the implications that the saintly Pure Vanilla, Ancient of Truth, was having weird sex stuff out in the desert, settled.

And then he collapsed.

-_-

"…you made the clerk faint?" Dark Cacao said, raising a brow. "I thought the plan was to discuss the various trade relationships. How did you manage that?"

"…he mistook us for Pure Vanilla's kids," Gingerbrave said. "We went with it because we thought it would make things more complicated." Strawberry and Wizard nodded. Dark Cacao and Pure Vanilla's eyes both went wide as Golden Cheese started to giggle. "We told him that Strawberry and Wizard were his biological kids, and he started getting weird because apparently they were too young…"

"And Strawberry told him that he didn't know what weird sex stuff he was doing out in the desert," Wizard said. "Which was very inappropriate-"

Golden Cheese burst out into full laughter, her wings spreading out and shaking with her mirth. The force, however, was enough to tip over her chair, leaving the radiant queen cackling on the ground as Pure Vanilla went red.

Did anyone miss this AU raise your hand if you did

Sometimes I dream about dad still

I see him standing in the distance

But I can’t see him

I don’t recognize him I remember he told me about how to be a great king

But I can’t remember him…



I want to be brave because that’s what a king does

But all I want is my dad

I just wish I could remember what he looked like

"Okay, so, Red and I have been having trouble."

"What?" Long Xiaojiao looked up from her phone sharply. "It's only been a few months since Kai was born-"

"Not that trouble, not that trouble!" Xiaotian waved his hands before his best friend could demand details. "We're having issues picking out Kai's costume for trick or treating this year."

"You guys are going?" The yearly trick or treating was a fairly recent thing, having only been started after the whole pillar incident. "I thought Red thought it was dumb."

"Yeah, but then he saw the baby costumes."

Xiaojiao leaned back. "Fair point. So, you guys are having issues picking out a costume?"

"Yes, so I need your thoughts." A projector clicked on from somewhere, illuminating a slide above Xiaotian's head. KAI'S HALLOWEEN COSTUME shone out. "Costume 1!" The projector clicked, revealing-

"Is that a DBK onesie?"

"Made personally by Sun Wukong," Xiaotian nodded, glancing at the picture. Kai stared out, wearing a purple bull onesie. There was even a little red loincloth and shoulder pads. "Perks, it's cute and will make my father-in-law cry happy tears."

"Cons?"

"There's other costumes, like costume 2!" The projector clicked to reveal-

Xiaojiao gasped, her eyes going sparkly. "Is that a pig onesie?! With a little chef hat?"

"Yes! Tang brought it and- look, it's cute, it's adorable, Pigsy will love it!" Xiaotian gestured to the pig costume. "Look at it! Kai looks adorable!"

"Okay, so it's these two?"

"Actually, three." He clicked to a picture and Xiaojiao's smile dropped. Xiaotian laughed, sweat rolling down his brow. "Monkey King costume…I know it's cliche, but…I like it. Wukong will find it adorable."

Xiaojiao's frown eased. "That's fair."

"So," The last slide clicked up, revealing all three costumes next to each other. "What do you think?"

-_-

Red stared at Kai, dressed in a white dragon onesie. His son, under his gaze, grabbed the tail and stuffed the end in his mouth, happily teething on the soft fabric.

"…Why."