Fics Written in the Stars

"Izuku, are you almost ready?" Tenya called over his shoulder. His gaze was firm on the mirror, his fingers working the tie confidently. "It's polite to be early!"

Upstairs, his partner called down, "I'm almost ready!"

"In an actual suit?"

"Yes!"

Tenya didn't bother to ask if it was like All-Might's eye-searing banana suit. It probably was. It could be worse- the first few Hero Banquets, Izuku had tried to attend in a shirt that just said suit. He loved him, he did, but he tested his patience sometimes.

Footsteps hurried down the stairs. "I'm ready!" Izuku said. "Except…"

Tenya didn't even need to turn. He did, though.

"Izuku, you know how to tie a tie."

Izuku smiled innocently back, offering up the elegant green tie that complimented his eyes. Tenya sighed and accepted the tie. He couldn't even be annoyed.

Tying Izuku's tie helped him, somewhat.

Their job was so dangerous. Losing One for All had increased the risk for Izuku, even with all of the training and tools he had developed and learned. There had been multiple times that Tenya was afraid for his partner, his hero partner…his friend.

As he tied his tie, he could feel him breath. Izuku smiled gently up at him. His green eyes was warm and bright and so alive.

Tenya lingered and cupped his face. "I love you."

"I love you too," Izuku squeezed his hand. "Now, you ready to win the hero rankings?"

He laughed.

you know she's going to learn the truth about you.

Mayor: You could use a buddy Don't you want a pal? "Yes I do! Yes I do!" Girl, the way I see it Your clan should be leavin' And you should stick around

Mayor: And be possessed!

Bai He: What?

Mayor: Nothing!

Mayor: So, sweet girl, don't worry about yourself Defend yourself Your enemies are the ones you should maim Together we'll exterminate, assassinate

Bai He: No!

Mayor: The finer points can wait But first you gotta accept! Mayor: Go ahead and worry but that won't stop them Here you got a solid plan B option I can bring your enemies so much pain All you gotta do is accept

Mayor: Sweet girl, just accept. And you won't believe how far the Lady'll go She's on the bench, but Coach— Just put her in the game All you gotta do is accept.

Bai He: Accept what?

Mayor: The power that lurks inside the miniature temple! Lady Bone Demon needs you to accept it and we can begin.

Bai He: Well...

Mayor: Yes?!

Bai He: I...

Mayor: Yes, yes, yes-!

Bai He: Why?

Mayor: What?

Bai He: You're so smart A stand-up bro I'll think about your offer Let you know But I prefer my chances alone.

Bai He: Ye-

Mayor: Yes?

Bai He: Being young and female Doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark I've been swimmin' with piranhas I don't need a shark Yes, life sucks But not that much Okay, be a doll and spare the lecture

Mayor: I'm offering you a full-time specter

Bai He: Are you any good?

Mayor: You betcha Trust me, sweet girl!

Bai He: I just met ya Really, it's a flattering offer

Mayor: Don't you wanna see them suffer?

Bai He: Maybe I should go alone-

Mayor: No!

Bai He: I may be worried But, it's not as if I've lost my mind

Mayor: So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look.

Bai He: Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Got any references?

Goliath: Bai He, there you are!

Syntax: Who's that?

Mayor: Hah!

Goliath, possessed: The Lady is mighty!

Syntax, possessed: The Lady is smart- What the heck was that?

Goliath: So violating!

Bai He: What was that?

Mayor: That was possession. The Lady can do that in less than one lesson. 

Bai He: Why would I want that?!

Yesssssssssssss 😭🙏

Knew you'd see the vision!

Fount who develops separation anxiety so the collar is a firm reminder that Recluse is waiting for him at home

I refound the comic I did ages ago based on an AU of Journey to the West.

Essentialy a 'what if Monkey came out of the egg baby sized and not full monkey sized' the 'Wukong's Mom AU' affectionately. I feel like I need to draw something of this again because the designs were mostly inspired by Hero is Back. Need to do more monkey art in general.

But yes. ENJOY!

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Sammy thinks Henry is his lord, so he follows him around like a lost sheep, and Henry is tired of his shenanigans

"Sammy, what did I tell you about sacrifices?"

"Please don't be angry, my lord!"

"*Sigh* I'm not mad, just disappointed."

"Sammy, what did I tell you about sacrifices?"

"Please don't be angry, my lord!"

Henry sighed at the trembling man. "I'm mad, just disappointed."

That seemed to be worse as Sammy fell over, whimpering. Henry let him go do that, instead turning to the 'sacrifices' Sammy had snatched. "Hey," he said to Allison and Tom, both who eyed him warily. "I've been looking for you two."

"Looking for us?" Allison said, flinching back as he grabbed at the knot. Slowly, she relaxed as he undid it. "Why would Bendy need us?"

"I'm Henry, actually," he said. Although it probably didn't matter. Most people chose to call him Bendy. Sammy constantly following him probably didn't help. "And I need your help."

Allison rubbed her arm as the rope fell down. Tom was still tense, but the wary look in her eye had faded somewhat.

"Okay, Henry. What do you need?"

There is nothing sexier than a compassion-based revolutionary, so allow me to tell you just how sexy The Boy Saviour really is:

While every other revolutionary in Zaun cares about winning against Piltsover no matter what, Ekko actually cares about the people of Zaun, which is why his focus is on community organising. Yeah, he'll kick some ass when he needs to and look damn good while doing it, but he found a tree growing in the under-city despite all odds, built an entire sanctuary around it, and he refuses to turn anyone away because he has so much compassion in his heart 🥹

2. Ekko has compassion for his enemies while also not letting that cloud his judgement (except for one time against Jinx but the Timebomb shippers would argue that makes him sexier) which is such a rare but important trait to have as a revolutionary. He's someone who understands the necessity of violence, but he doesn't revel in it. He may chew out his oppressors on the Piltsover Council, but his only demand is that they give his people the rights and respect they deserve, because then he wouldn't have to fight against other less compassionate "revolutionaries" who are taking advantage of the people's desperation.

3. Ekko may be tough as nails to outsiders, but under the surface, he is a tender-hearted young man who was forced to grow up way too fast. His father figure was murdered and his crush was groomed to become a murderer by the very man who killed him. Ekko lost his whole found family in the course of a few days, and despite all that, Ekko never grew up to be resentful or give into despair. Instead, he made it his goal to fight like hell for a better future, no matter the cost to himself, so no other child would have to go through what he did or carry the same weight as he does.

4. Ekko was so right about everything that in Season 2 the writers had to send him to another dimension so he wouldn't expose all the flaws in his centrist messaging. Did you read that? If being a compassion-based revolutionary is the sexiest thing ever, then that means Ekko was sexy enough to scare the writers of Arcane, and the show was made actively worse for it. If they embraced Ekko's correctness and sexiness, we could've had an amazing Season 2.

5. Following on from him being sent to another dimension, this was one where he was given the peaceful life he was denied: his adopted father is still alive, his crush was never taken in by a drug lord, and Ekko could have spent the rest of his days in that peaceful reality, but he still chooses to go back to the world that is cold and hard and cruel. Why? Because the people in his reality still needed him! (And because he didn't want to steal this life from the Ekko of this peaceful reality.) That is so profoundly selfless, and so utterly sexy of him.

Ekko has so much love in his heart for everyone and everything. He won't burn the world down for you, but he will change it for the better so you can finally live in peace. It is far, far easier to destroy the world than change it, which makes it the undeniably sexiest choice a man can make for you. And that is why...

Fount: You're really killing my tough guy personality

Truthless Recluse: Who's a good kitty?

Robotnik: we need to find Stone

Sonic: how are you going to find him?

Robotnik: I had him microchippped years ago

Sonic:

Knuckles:

Tails:

🎉🎊 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @mari-monsta / @mari-cherri !!!!!! 🎊🎉

Everyone else: "Dude, you're the one who broke up with Fount. Why are you mad?"

Oh, Salt would send email after email, text after text, BRO WOULD EVEN HAND WRITE LETTERS!!! Warning Fount about PV "baby trapping him" (he's picking out baby's first toy when one of those texts comes through and he just sighs and rolls his eyes).

Literally anyone: You broke up with him tho??

Salt: That doesn't mean I wanted to lose him to a skank!

day 20 < Day 21 "Lanolin" [page 1] / Day 22 "Get drunk" [page 2] / Day 23 "The tent" [page 3] > day 24

✨Cult party ✨ This one took me a while but I had a vision that I had to make real 🤌 also I'm feral for Leshy in tracksuit, don't mind me

In the mean time, Darius takes the time to warn Raine (who is understandably surprised by the direction that reprimand took) that Terra Snapdragon will be on her way to administer a special herbal tea and what effects they would experience if they were to drink it.

“Honestly, I expected better from you.”

Raine tried not to roll their eyes. The moment Eda’s crying over adopting King(?) had come to an end, Darius had used his abomination teleportation spell to bring them into what they recognized as a private chamber in the lower levels of the castle. Eberwolf hadn’t been very pleased by the way they had run out. They had returned with the news Terra Snapdragon would be coming soon. They now sat on the floor, idly scrolling on their scroll.

“I mean, seriously? That was it?!” Darius said, yanking off his gloves. “I mean, seriously?!”

“What?” Raine said, trying to not sound confused.

He groaned and gestured at all of them before smacking his gloves against his pants, clearly trying to remove some stray dirt. “You didn’t change your instrument. You didn’t change your outfit. For Titan’s sake Raine, did you seriously think that mask-” He moved his hand up and something must’ve caught his eye.

Darius froze.

He dropped his gloves and held his wrist, staring at it. Raine raised a brow. Even Eberwolf made a questioning noise at Darius’s sudden silence. He straightened. “Eber, please come here.”

Eber made another questioning noise but did as commanded, yelping as their wrist was grabbed and their bracers slid off. Darius studied their wrist before releasing Eber. Oddly, a gentle smile had formed. He turned. Gently, he gripped their shoulders, and then Darius stared right into Raine’s eyes. “If you plan on stopping the emperor, you need to do it right.”

“...What.”

Darius pulled away. “Do be careful. Snapdragon is bringing some tea and you know how she likes it.”

"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!