Fics Written in the Stars

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* A angry but flustered Sage, “You’ve been messing with me and pretending to mad this whole time how could you!”

* A angry and betrayed Sage, “You’ve pretending this whole time… how. could. you…” cause finding out the person who you thought was screwing up your relationship turns out to be the same person as your partner can really mess with you and makes you question everything about the relationship. And you’ve almost killed your partner too

OR even better mix them.

I was talking about this with @tigereye7429

So I'mma write it out here!!

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Sage had planted his palms on Truthless Recluse's back and shoved him out of the way and felt the telltale rough, unevenness of scar tissue.

Scar tissue he'd memorized and traced a thousand times over on his boyfriend's back.

Truthless Recluse took a few steady breaths now that they were safe, "Nice save back there." He wasn't looking at him.

Sage had to be sure. He crossed the space and wrapped his arms around Truthless Recluse. His sworn enemy. The man who had ruined his life, his reputation, and his relationship!

There was no mistaking that scar.

Pure Vanilla had told him about it the first time Sage had hugged him. A childhood accident involving a friend.

Had that been a lie, too?

To his surprise, Truthless Reclused leaned against him and hugged him back. He seemed to sigh with relief.

Sage leaned down and whispered, "Your shift starts in five hours. You should go home and rest."

Truthless Recluse stiffened and that was all the confirmation he needed.

Truthless Recluse was Pure Vanilla.

Pure Vanilla was Truthless Recluse.

Truthless Recluse pulled back and Sage's hands fell to his hips — where he always held Pure Vanilla when they were playfully bantering with each other.

Truthless Recluse looked up at him, "Sage," his mouth opened and closed uselessly, "Sage, I am so —,"

"Ah, but, we shouldn't be talking, should we? We're supposed to be on a break, right?" Sage tried to keep his voice and face neutral.

Truthless Recluse looked up at him in shock, but his closed his mouth and nodded, "r-right..."

Sage wanted to leave. Wanted to wash his hands of all this unnecessary drama his own boyfriend had put him through. He didn't have to put up with this kind of manipulation, he could literally have any other person on his arm as his partner.

But...

They wouldn't be Pure Vanilla. Not his silly-vanilly.

Truthless Recluse's eyes grew watery and his cheeks burned as he tried hard not to cry.

Sage clicked his tongue and pulled Truthless Recluse back into his arms. Truthless Recluse's nails dug into his arms and his shoulders began to shake with silent sobs.

"Shh, baby, no tears." Sage whispered, "I didn't mean to upset you."

"I've done plenty worse." Truthless Recluse sniffled.

Finally, he was telling the truth about something.

Sage frowned, "Your shift does start soon. You need your rest."

It all made sense now, why Pure Vanilla looked perpetually exhausted. Ten, twelve, sometimes fourteen hour shifts at the hospital, followed by him following Sage for who knows how many hours a night! When was Pure Vanilla allowed to just be Pure Vanilla?

But Truthless Recluse just clung to him tighter and buried his face in his shoulder.

Sage allowed himself this moment. He'd seen, spoken to, and been hunting down his boyfriend to make him pay for what he'd done to him. But...he also hadn't held his boyfriend in weeks.

He missed this.

Missed him.

There were whispers about getting off the street and they disappeared into Sage's civilian apartment. Their suits were discarded, the shower ran, and Sage silently offer Pure Vanilla a pair of shorts and an old tshirt to sleep in.

Pure Vanilla had never spent the night at Sage's place. Sage had never stayed the night at Pure Vanilla's apartment, either.

But they both climbed into bed and immediately became a tangle of limbs the fit together like it was the most natural thing in the world.

Neither had said a word since they'd arrived, and they didn't want to break whatever peace they had tentatively reached.

Sage woke before Pure Vanilla...Truthless Recluse...

Looking at him asleep beside him, he felt like a fool for not noticing it earlier. He reached out and began to twirl a length of hair around his finger. The movement slowly roused Pure Vanilla, who blinked tiredly at him.

"Who am I with right now?" Sage whispered.

Pure Vanilla's eyes were still red and puffy from all the crying.

"Me."

(it was supised to be a shadow sugar set for my friend on tiktok but , since I don't ship Shadowsugar, the husband/wife will be Y/N and the bride is Shadow Milk lol))

Also eternal sugar cookie for the funnies

My Angel Hare hyperfixation has returned and I’m going to make it everyone else’s problem /affectionate

Pure vanilla is a college student who has returned to his childhood home for the summer. While at a thrift store, he finds a vhs boxset of his favorite childhood show “The Circus Under the Moon” An educational show starring a jester, who was the ringleader and main act of a circus which only appeared at night. The show was meant to teach small children life lessons. When Pure Vanilla watches the episode, it’s not the same. Pure Vanilla remembers Shadow Milk having more of an edge to him, and he treated the viewer like an equal, rather than a student. When Pure Vanilla watches broadcast recordings on the VCR, shadow milk is just as much of a trickster as pure vanilla remembers, and even has a nickname for the viewer: “Silly Vanilly” However, Pure Vanilla starts to get curious when Shadow Milk starts instructing the viewer how to do things such as treat a cigarette burn, or disassemble a gun. Pure Vanilla has no recollection of ever being in a situation where he needed to learn those kinds of things, He had a great childhood! It was always just him and his mom… right?

Shadow milk cookie is a beast who communicated to Pure Vanilla through “The Circus Under the Moon”. How the episodes were supposed to go is that two young performers who acted as stand-ins for the audience (Black sapphire cookie and Candy Apple cookie) would introduce some sort of problem for the plot, and Shadow Milk would walk them through the solution, acting as a kind (if a bit of a patronizing) teacher figure. In the broadcast version, however, he was much less hand-holdy. He never talked down to the viewer, and he was much more willing to put Black Sapphire and Candy Apple through slapstick injuries, as if he knew that they couldn’t actually be “hurt”.

Meanwhile, when White Lily was young, she had a CD-ROM JRPG that she would play for hours, called “The Knight of Silence” Unlike other copies, her game had full voice acting, and it was always a little different every time she played. The main thing that would always stay consistent is that the main villain was always a figure called “Silent Salt Cookie” and whenever she got a game over, the text would always be encouraging, saying things like “You are stronger than you think you are.” And “There is no honor in self-sacrifice. if you wish to try again, then try again.” However, other copies had generic bad guy text like “You’ll never defeat me!”

The Lights of Truth and Deceit take advantage of Shadow Milk recovering after the battle to spend some time together.

Somehow, something comes from it. Directly out of Pure Vanilla.

First of all, we've been following Lily's story for longer than the beasts, since pretty much the beginning. She is the first ancient the gingergang officially meets. We have been watching her journey, watching her struggle so hard trying to find freedom not for herself, but for all cookiekind. Out of all of the suicidal (main) characters, she is the one who's been through the most development. Trying so hard to find the meaning of life, just to realize that life is what we make of it- it is the choices we make, making new experiences, learning and growing- free will- that gives life meaning. Lily did not just personify freedom, she personified life itself- because living is freedom- and once we are dead, we cannot make those choices anymore, so the most we can do is make the most of the time we have left.

And that's arguably the worst part- the fact that she was just starting to get better. Such a strange way to wrap up her arc, after she had just found the meaning of life, finally being given a fresh start so she can live life to the fullest and make up for her mistakes. For her to look at us in the eye and tell us that death is freedom, that she needed to embrace her destiny and sacrifice herself, after that whole journey about how freedom is when you live on your own terms- is so, so fucked up and goes against everything her story had been teaching us. Not to mention that it leaves her arc with Golden Cheese with such an unsatisfying conclusion, Pure Vanilla never got the chance to understand her despite all the build up towards it, and she never even got to meet Matcha, the dough trio, ect. And as much as I love purelily, making her last moments all about a man rubbed me the wrong way... All while Shadow Milk becomes even stronger, his arc with Pure Vanilla gets dragged for another 100 episodes, and he becomes the main antagonist despite Dark Enchantress being here since the beginning. With the way the story is going, Shadow Milk will likely get a redemption arc, but Lily had to die to make up for her mistakes?

Lily was a very popular character. She had won cookie of the year just a few months before episode 15. A lot of suicidal people saw themselves in her. For a lot of people, her character was a reminder of why we should stay alive, that recovery was possible. Of course people are going to be hurt to see this happen to their comfort character- especially when her death was objectively the main highlight of the episode.

Screw some of the strongest people in the verse (allegedly) by giving them lovechildren

the stork dropped them off btw

Close Ups + Yapping Below

For Marchosias, his Hell in limbo was becoming a follower.

Lamb looked Marchosias up and down. "Hypothetical question; what do you think of maid outfits?"

"...No."

The Lamb beamed as they held up a hanger, somehow already containing a maid dress.

Cookie run kingdom: “so your me?”, “voices in a jester’s head”

Digital circus: “ a tale of red & blue”, “Why do I want to hurt you so bad???” Poppy playtime: “Giblet’s guide to not getting turned wrongside out… again…”

LEGO monkey: “ah crap- a giant asteroid is about to crash into the planet-“

(I still don’t know anything about the fandom but I thought it’d be funny to see what you’d do with such an open fic title (and since you usually default to that fandom when the fic title isn’t for a specific fandom ) …and it’s most of your stuff here from what I’ve seen- (nothing wrong with that , don’t misunderstand. It’s just funny following someone for something and then finding out they mostly post something else) (assuming you don’t just ignore this-)

I’m rambling- point is, giant asteroid is about to hit the LEGO monkey’s earth equivalent (again haven’t even seen a clip, no idea if the planet is just ‘fantasy earth’ or if it has a different name) (it’s a joke/crack fic, not a hate fic)

You should watch LEGO Monkie Kid, it's fun!

“Ah crap- a giant asteroid is about to crash into the planet-"

After his whole near-death experience in the Pillar of Heaven, Qi Xiaotian is on vacation. Therapist's orders. He's not allowed to do any heroics for the next month. So, when an asteroid nears the Earth, the rest of the crew scrambles to handle it.

“So you're me?”

White Lily does not go to the afterlife. Instead, she finds herself trapped in a labyrinth of mirrors, forced to face various versions of herself. If she is going to be Freedom, if she is going to be reborn, she must learn what worked... and what failed. If only Dark Enchantress wasn't there too...

“Voices in a Jester’s head”

The Lights of Deceit, Destruction, Apathy, and Sloth find themselves trying to stop a mentally breaking-down Shadow Milk as he tears across the multiverse.

“A Tale of Red & Blue”

Once upon a time, he had not been alone. Once upon a time, there had been another, adored by their creators. Once upon a time, he looked up at them as if they were Heaven.

“Why do I want to hurt you so bad?”

Caine, both literally and mentally, was not meant for anger. He was not meant for hatred. And Pomni finds herself handling that.

“Giblet’s Guide to NOT Getting Turned Wrongside Out… again…”

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