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Throwback to all these Jesus comics I drew in 2012…
Good post OP
Good post, OP, and if you ever decide to do another may I please suggest “NOT IN HEBREW IT DOESN’T” as a punchline? So much of the Old Testament is HORRIFICALLY translated from the Tanakh, it drives me batty.
WAIT WAIT WHAT DOES IT SAY?????? I NEED TO LIKE,, DESTROY MI MUM FOR BEING REALLY HOMOPHOBIC
Okay, so, strictly speaking, the infamous Leviticus 18:22 does say “forbidden.” Here’s the thing:
1) The word translated as “forbidden” is “toevah.” While that translation isn’t … wrong, it’s sort of like saying “McMansion” means “really big house.” There are a lot of connotations in that word. The specific issue with toevah is that we … sort of … don’t know anymore exactly what it meant. Based on context, it seems likely that the word referred to something ritually forbidden. This part of Torah was written not only as a guide for future generations, but also to say “so, look around, see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT.“ Thus, if we interpret “toevah” to mean something that’s forbidden to do as a ritual before G-d, then the verse says nothing whatsoever about Adam and Steve and their two kids and their dog–it’s saying you shouldn’t have sex with another man in the Temple as a sacrifice.
2) Following the same “this is ritually forbidden” logic of toevah, this verse may also be interpreted as “don’t do sex magic,” which was a thing in. Like. A lot of fucking cultures at the time.
3) Hebrew is a highly gendered language, and the grammatical gender in this verse is really really weird. One of the “men” in this verse is given female grammar. Why? Who fucking knows, man, this isn’t the only grammatical oddity in Torah. (There are also places where G-d is referred to as plural, and also as female.) One suggestion is that this is a way of creating a diminutive–that is, that the verse should be read as “a man should not lie with a boy.” Now, it’s worth noting that modern secular scholarship has concluded the written Torah was written down around the 6th century BCE, and most non-Orthodox Jewish scholars are like “yeah, all things considered, that sounds pretty legit.”
Do you know what else was happening around the 6th century BCE? What laypeople tend to mean when they say “ancient Greece” was happening.
Do you know what happened a lot in that time period in Greece? Dudes forming relationships with younger boys, like ages 10-15, and using them for sex in exchange for financial gifts, mentorship, etc. While we don’t know just how young some of these younger boys may have been, we do know some were prepubescent. In light of this, and also something I mentioned under the first point–”see your neighbors? DON’T DO THAT,” if this verse is interpreted to say “a man should not lie with a boy,” then it’s pretty clearly “my dudes, my fellows, my lads, don’t be fucking pedophiles.”
4) Because of the grammar I mentioned in #3, it’s also possible that “should not lie with a man as with a woman” is actually referring to a place, not an abstract personhood: a man shouldn’t have sex with another man in a woman’s bed. In the time period, a woman’s bed was sort of like–that was her place, her safe sanctuary. It was also a ritually holy place where babies were made. By having sex in her bed, you’re violating her safe space (and also introducing a man who may not be a male relative, thus forcing her into breaking the laws of modesty). If this verse is read this way, then it should be taken to mean “don’t sexually violate a woman’s safety and modesty.” 5) And as an offshoot of #4, this may be a second verse relating to infidelity. Which woman’s bed is any random dude in 600 BCE most likely to have access to? His wife’s. But laws were administered differently based on whether the person they pertained to was slave or free, male or female, and so on–thus, a man committing adultery with a woman would be treated differently than man committing adultery with a man (especially because the latter would carry no chance of an illegitimate pregnancy).
So you’ll note, there are a lot of ways to read this verse, and only a one-to-one translation with no cultural awareness produces “being gay is wrong, all of the time”. (You’ll also notice the word “abomination” is nowhere to be found. That’s like … a straight-up fiction created for who only knows what reason.)
Apparently tumblr mobile doesn’t want to show @prismatic-bell ’s long and in-depth essay, so here’s the screenshots, because it still shows up on mobile browsers:
Much appreciated.
I love when scholarship and history debunks bullshit
…I sadly have more bullshit to report.
“removed for violating guidelines”, EVERY screenshot.
…goddamnit
Let’s try this again
I am horrified that @prismatic-bell keeps getting censored + this info is gold.
Many thanks, @pulmonary-poultry. This isn’t the only Jewish post of mine that’s mysteriously stopped showing up in searches and/or vanished from my blog entirely, but it is the one I get the most requests to repost, so this saves me from having to rewrite the whole damned essay. @the-invisible-self, thanks for bringing it to my attention that someone was able to preserve the post!
what the FUCK??? WHICH community guidelines would an analysis of the Old Testament violate??
unless tumblr staff is just removing images that get reported a bunch of times
Never not gonna reblog
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Destroy them with knowledge
if it can be destroyed by the truth it should be.
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heye every one.
i have on important announcemen t to make.
sam.
I told him he can’t eat my food so now he’s looking at me like this
OK.
Dunmesh Sona thing!! Her names Salsew Dans, a half-foot half-mage!
stuck in my head for a while lol
WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!
The same person!!!
I'm perfectly normal about this. Perfectly normal. Yup. Perfectly normal

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Small price to pay for golden goonch
In case you're wondering, this is a baby goonch. A goonchette. A goonchling. Goonchino.
This is what they grow up into.
There are several species of Bagarius, and B. yarrelli is the biggest one. It's one of the largest freshwater fish, and regularly weighs over a hundred pounds.
Also one of them may have eaten people.
“but AI art lets me create my OCs!” YOU WILL USE PICREW AS GOD INTENDED
i actually have a list of POC friendly picrews saved so by extension of the focus on inclusivity there’s probably more body type / facial options in these! the ones i’ve personally used from this list have had them. i hope this helps!!!
[plaintext: poc-friendly picrews / end plaintext.] reblogs are appreciated, this will be updated whenever i find more! if you want to sugges
hey pals!! i'm working on a filterable, tagged collection of picrew i like. right now there's about 60 picrew (and other such makers such as
NeedleKind made a filtera ble picrew database with lots of things to filter.
BY THE NINE WE’RE IN CROCODILE TERRITORY
if you were a bug what bug would you be?
arachnid
ant
isopod
beetle
moth/butterfly
bee/wasp/hornet
cicada
weevil
fly
mosquitoe/tick/other parasite
centipede/millipede
op I can't believe you forgot
Bonus points if you share why
One hundred votes and not a single parasite vote....... where are my parasite lovers?????
They live in my mind rent free
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It's dangerous to go alone, take this
Hyperspecific poll??
long hair that reaches past your ass when pulled straight
total weight of blankets on bed is over 30% of body weight
wants to have triple-pierced lobes & gauge all three sets
in general prefers kefir over yogurt
absolutely hate seafood (including seaweed & fishsauce) but NOT oyster sauce
favorite music is folk metal, (especially from nordic countries & mongolia)
all socks made of bamboo fabric (i love bamboo fabric so much u dnt undrstnd)
eyeliner over an inch long, and inner corners about the same length
the 26104001 doc martens are your signature shoe*
hypermobile
two or more of these options apply to me
none of these options apply to me
yes i am voting on this myself bc i am too impatient to wait a week