I dropped out of art school to make gay comics.

everyone but elita knows that shes aroace...

found one of the decepticons’ old propaganda posters

EXCUSE ME, HOW THE FUCK IS JESUS LOSING?! THIS IS THE JESUS FROM THE BIBLE!!! Do you people not care about the bit anymore?!!

Okay, Jesus propaganda, because apparently he needs it. Iirc, his response to complaints from men about women being too sexy was "poke your eyes out if you can't look at them without desire overwhelming you" which is super goated.

He is a carpenter, and we love a working man.

He's very kind and passionate about people, he even put himself through painful death to save humanity according to the lore. He was helping people his whole life. IS KINDNESS NOT SEXY FOR YOU PEOPLE IN THIS GRIM DARK WORLD?!?!

He was also HELPING DISABLED PEOPLE!

He has a very active fandom that's been thriving for more than TWO THOUSAND YEARS. Yeah, it's toxic af for the most part, but there's gotta be something in him if he has so much fanart, don't you think? Like, what other guy do you know who's FANART INCLUDES BUILDINGS??!?!

I just think he deserves this win. Don't be fooled my the fandom's mischaracterization of him, I know it's a popular headcanon that he, like, hates gay people, but IT'S NOT TRUE! He would not fucking say that! They are misunderstanding the passage from the book! It's about him being against pedofilia! Which is, again, goated.

Vote Jesus Christ for Tumblr Sexyman 2026

— ex member of the Bible fandom

Oh, but had the artisan who made me created me instead – a worthy woman... ...I would say "how lucky am I"

Father in heaven who did miracles for our ancestors with fire and water... ...Who would then transform me from a man to woman? Were I only to have merited this being so graced by goodness...

What shall I say? why cry or be bitter? If my father in heaven has decreed upon me and has maimed me with an immutable deformity then I do not wish to remove it. the sorrow of the impossible is a human pain that nothing will cure and for which no comfort can be found. So, I will bear and suffer until I die and wither in the ground. Since I have learned from our tradition that we bless both, the good and the bitter I will bless in a voice hushed and weak: blessed are you [HaShem] who has not made me a woman.