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posts funnier with timestamps on

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

as a woman in the ozempics era you HAVE to have friends who eat normally (3-4 meals a day, no girl dinner bullshit) and who are always down to going to cafes and eating burguers and fries and stuff, I cannot stress how vital for your mental health it is to have friends with whom you feel free to say you're hungry at any time and with whom you feel free to eat as much as you want

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

Social isolation summer