Nat

“fits like a glove” as if a glove has ever fucking actually fit

every time a girl calls me cute my lifespan increases by 5 years

Women do not method act because it would never be tolerated from them. Imagine if a woman sent dead rats and used condoms to her co-workers in the name of method acting. She would be sacked instantly. People can barely handle female celebrities being rude and demanding.

that post where someone says lesbians are over represented in media and all the examples were kids cartoons. lol

I mean, cartoons are the only media that ever mattered to me… so yeah?

this is a really embarrassing addition to be making at 40 years old unfortunately

Absolubtely hate when i talk about how uncomfortable male gynaeolcologists make me that someone has to swoop in and tell me about some male dr that changed their life. Like yeah? My male gynaeocologist helped my a shit ton and cut out my endo but i still wouldve been miles more comfortable with a woman??? I dont give two shits if your angelic male gynae helped overcome your fear from all those evil female doctors

it’s kind of crazy that “he has a sadness in his eyes you only see in Eastern European gay porn” took off, because the joke is, like, exclusively about people being sexually exploited due to miserable economic conditions.

when i get more active on tumblr thats how you know im getting insane again

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage

can hardly relate 🥲

yes girl, don't talk about your feelings. reposting tumblr posts is much easier anyway

full offense the fact that the porn industry is worth literally more than the entire hollywood film industry automatically destroys any credibility the “not all men” camp ever had. you cannot convince me that you can derive pleasure from seeing someone battered and used and not have some kind of hatred or contempt for them.