It’s been long enough that I can bring this back

You know what? Good job man. Im proud to say this is the first time ive been rickrolled

I knew what was coming so I just didn’t read it but my dad taught me this

certified iconic post

friendly reminder that sugawara koushi spent days going to school at 5am to help hinata and kageyama practice, sacrificed his breaks throughout the day to help hinata learn receives, and interrupted the game to help kageyama set properly to hinata, all whilst knowing that if kageyama won that 3-on-3 then he would most likely be replaced by kageyama and anyways I love him

I admire people who do exercise with no music like you are putting your body in pain while being alone with your thoughts… that´s double torture

Ultimate pain is trying to exercise while rock gym music plays

You know what bugs me about soulmate aus? So, I’m assuming that this whole “the first thing your soulmate says to you blahblahblah” is a worldwide thing. So many of the aus I’ve read have a quote at some point that addresses how tragic it is when people have soul words that say something like “hi” or “‘sup” which makes NO SENSE! In a world where the first thing you say to people is THAT important, WHY GOD WHY would the culture still use standard greetings? Who the fuck is still saying hello at this point? Everyone in these worlds would surely develop a personalized greeting different from everybody else’s to prevent confusion. Like how no 2 racehorses can have the same racing name? The best part is that every time people met someone new for the first time, they would try to say something that no one else had said. You’d have people meeting eachother at a job intetview, they’d shake hands, smile politely, then one of them would be like “Every Tuesday, I hard even grape purple farm house sunsets too” and this would be perfectly normal. Or you’d go up to the cash register at Starbucks and instead of saying “Hello, what can i get for you today?” She’d look you right in the eye and say “I don’t know what Space Jam is” THEN ask you what you want and she’d repeat that to every customer in the line for the rest of her career. And because they live in the AU, nobody would think it was weird.

op you are forcibly opening my third eye with a crowbar and i am here for it

do you ever get that jealousy but it’s not anger it’s like, you get depressed with jealousy? like fuck I’m sad this person talks to these people and already has multiple people that could easily replace me ugh. fucking kill me.

[Cat meows, but it’s been autotuned]

this is my favourite video on the internet

god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind

Clearly, someone doing something for a short period of time does not automatically mean that they can do it indefinitely with no problem.

CHANGE YOUR URL, JEFF.

…a whole history major and yet this post is the first time I’ve fully appreciated the weirdness of the Lincoln assassination

hey anyone want some upsmexy ? x3

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I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

BIG STRONG DAUGHTER

the Cullens would have to stop going to high school bc gen z is too powerful and would sniff out their obviously bizarre immortal energy in seconds like bloodhounds and expose them as literal vampires within days

like I'm barely gen z but these teenagers are on a totally different level of unhinged funny I've seen their tik toks. the Cullens literally don't stand a chance they're just gonna have to settle one day for a small school where everyone acknowledges that those are the vampire kids. and they all agree to just not tell anyone like the crowd in the Hannah Montana movie.

Edward Cullen getting bullied by gen Z'ers in the hallways being called "sucker" because he rambled on for 30 minutes in history class about world war one until someone snapped said "ok we get it Nosferatu you were there and fucked Ferdinand himself"

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

the caption did not prepare me

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

The smallest kittehs have the biggest meows, I’ve found.