Geraldine Baker

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

happy pride month to this post specifically

Motherboard from Cyberchase

“Alright, we get it” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

They’re both news anchors and that just makes it better😭

The Powerpuff girls sequel looks lit

winx club wishes they had this

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

that genuinely is it

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

lets bring back sheetwares

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

That last one looks dope

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

OP? I’m pretty sure this counts as taking indulgences.

Shut up Luther

brother no

The original Eartha Kitt recording of Santa Baby is the only good version because she’s the only one that puts any kind of irony or humour into it. She understands that the song is about a gold-digger singing to her sugar daddy, telling him about all the gifts she wants and buttering him up by telling him how “good” she’s been to him. And flirtatiously comparing him to Santa because he’s an old man who gives her gifts when she sits on his lap. Every other singer does the song as though they’re actually trying to fuck Santa.