does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

when people are like "i didn't come here to make friends" i'm like thats sooooo unrelatable. i am always on the look out for some girl friends. I would be in that hunger games cornucopia like "your ex boyfriend did WHAT."

I want to want something really bad then get it

i’m such a details person i hate vagueness so much let’s be PRECISE

image: collage of soups with caption "I'm actually veryyyy big into the stock market". end ID.

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

as far as im concerned, everyone is a part of me and i am a part of everyone unless proven otherwise

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID