quinn's pink camera

talking to my sweet, beautiful slick back bunned, fake tanned coworker who just dropped that she was imprisoned on Riker's Island like she was reading the sunday newspaper

performative male is not just a matcha and wired ear buds. have you ever come face to face with a dude who non stop references how he has paid for ur $20 dinner and states he has a sister like that makes him less of an asshole?

beware of men who are too into their instagram, if has an arcteryx beanie and jnco's sitting on the stoop of nyc brownstone, RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN

sleeping in bed with a man who has one measly fleece blanket and one flat unwashed pillow is only tolerable if you are really into roleplay. like yes, i am a cavewoman curled up with only the pelt of an animal to cover me and the body heat of a large hairy unkept man to keep me warm.

seeing my graphic design on Hamilton's instagram is what I imagine michelangelo felt when the sistine chapel was done

current ocd obession is picking six letters in my head and doing anagrams on it until i figure out the six letter word while having conversations with people not listening to them at all. like you could be telling me about your god awful boyfriend and all im thinking is "air, aired, raised, read, dare, dear, sad, said, rad, raid"

a boy i went on a date with one time was like "i am obsessed with geese" and i was like "the bird?" and little did i know my life was about to be changed. I never talk to that man anymore but I sent him a message saying 3D country does things to me that no man ever could last week

bitches hating on pony hair shoes have never enjoyed the pleasure of sitting criss cross in a cafe and petting them between bouts of typing on your laptop

cameron winters x olivia rodrigo is my great molasses flood (since it's offensive to say it's my 9/11 now)

i think being in love is the most wonderful thing and i wouldn't wish it on anyone but myself

STOP WEARING PIMPLE PATCHES AS A FASHION ACCESSORY PLWASE

Sometimes I am unsure if I am brave enough for things and then I remember last semester when I randomly started pole dancing lessons and danced in front of an entire crowd just as a random side quest

do not take double the amount of mg in an edible at midnight for a sabrina carpenter release because then u hear please please please featuring dolly parton and dolly's voice scares the shit out of you and now you can't listen to the song sober now because it was so traumatizing

do you think maggie rogers knows i need to know her intimately

i hate when people are right about general life things. like yeah deleting social media does make my mental health better. going to the gym everyday does make me feel better about myself. drinking water does make my skin clearer. like touuuucheeee jesus christ