M’ushroom

I think doctors should get given a suspicious basement. As a form of charity.

someone grab me a #lord constant barrett beverage to go with these posts.

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

jesus christ, i experienced brief but severe grief over not actually being able to experience this.

I think it would feel like a lizard tongue but I've never had a lizard drink out of my hand either, and thus the whole thing remains conceptually elusive.

This makes me indescribably overjoyed.

This is the only post I've written while also being incredibly high.

ID: a lovely digital painting of a light-dappled forest floor where a human hand extends, open-palmed, to a mushroom. The mushroom laps at a droplet of water on the pad of one fingertip with a lil tongue extending from under its cap. Tiny text reads sip sip sip sip

sebastien vii is missing please help

@drluci did you take him

excuse me um. hi. sorry could you step out of the way? im spreading my spore here

But the spike pit adds so much personality to the living room☹️

yeah i have an outside husband lol i know its unethical but he just loves exploring

*recieves no reply to important email after two days* btw im also the son of a lord