Trashpool's Dumpster Fire

hi this is your bank. we saw that you bought groceries. it looks like you spent money on them so we’ve temporarily shut down your card just in case

hahahahaag it took me over a week to notice and respond to their “hey you bought evil groceries 🤪” text so they permanently cancelled the card and made me order a new one that will take 7-10 business days to arrive. thats FINE

if this bullshit had not occurred then my amazon order would have gone through and i would have my corsi-rosenthal box materials already. and i kinda want those since i’ve had a smoke-induced sore throat for like 16 hours

also this is obviously bc of ai. they cannot change the sensitivity settings of their system, and they cannot give me information about how to make my purchases appear less suspicious, because there are no settings and no consistent criteria, because it’s ai.

data centers drinking our water and fire burning our forests and the very slow things-fall-apart of it all until one day it won’t be slow. and meanwhile i still have to type in my little two factor authentication codes. its so mundane. i have a headache

I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.

"grape" "sewer-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.

I'm tired of seeing people excuse algospeak because "corporations are making us do it." Why are we all letting them do that. The Internet is real life. Get mad about it.

Man, if some of yall ever met some of the original cripplepunks, you would have thrown up. Even if Morg WAS growing straight up opium in his garden, a lot of the original cripplepunks were straight up heroin users and full service sex workers. You're in the "cripples who actively oppose respectability politics" space trying to use respectability politics to police people.

i don't know why some feminists, who are genuinely trans-affirming and even actively try to challenge elements of cissexism in feminism, are so goddamn allergic to saying "cis men." its one word. three letters. just slap it in front of the word "man" when relevant. i know you know that cisness and transness are relevant. so why am i still having to read you say "men" over and over and over again when it is blatantly obvious you mean cis men!

like sorry to be a bitch about it (not really) but i do think it is that serious. i think you should be thinking about cisness and transness and intersexuality whenever discussing gender. it really all goes back to trans men's transmanhood being overlooked and erased as a site of oppression in favor of focusing on transness detached from manhood or femaleness detached from manhood and transness.

"Reasons I'll break up with someone: he doesn't know how to make tea, he doesn't offer to clean when he's invited to my house, he wants me to move in with him, he makes less than me—" okay I don't know if this is satire (I really don't think this is) but this really just comes off as sounding like you don't want a relationship at all.