I don't have a consistent username help

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

I think we should have more top/top couples. Make them fight about it

stuck in a prison of 'sex repulsed in practice but kind of want to go to a shibari/bondage class because i like bdsm in theory if you take the genitals part out of it but everything is either far away or expensive or not happening now and as much as i like the idea of tying someone up in theory what if i actually hate it when there's a person there'. sigh. i think the issue is i haven't been to longsword class in too long i haven't gotten my necessary enrichment of consensual violence i need to hit people with weapons to live

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

Get better at fishplay. Daddy is going to get you an appropriately sized minimum 40 gallon tank and we will allow the nitrogen cycle to take root in your healthy environment for at least 2 months. Daddy is going to buy you so many enrichment live plants and nutritious food options that you will become the largest and happiest carp ever.

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

—Aristotle

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone