I am a transgender man he/him 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞

my pronounce are he/him

Where are they now: little German boy

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

games over! everyone loses! 👍

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works

The thing you have to remember when you’re arguing with me is that I’m almost always eating delicious meals. So not only are you arguing with a beautiful woman, she’s eating scrumptious food while you aren’t. Bad position.

dont worry about the deadlines if you dont think about them they get farther awa;y

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right