♡moonlight real girl♡

Young girls are naturally inclined to witchcraft. You cant leave a young girl alone in the backyard for 5 minutes without her trying to make "soup" from some flower petals and sticks.

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

but if i don’t have a hyperfixation i’ll die

 literally i have to go to the store soon for some items

hire me for just whatever

[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much

the inherent embarrassment of having interests

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!