wowie zowie

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

everyone knows what a baby harp seal looks like, but here’s an adult! this one’s tracker makes it look like a live bomb

*chuckles randomly because I remembered "Man stop wasting them peoples time"*

Okay I don't know where you got that idea from but I found the original episode on YouTube and he has no twin brother nor claimed the kids were his brother's.

“Hey store manager from the hit movie Elf, what is the primary group that celebrates pride month and, more importantly, when does it start?”

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

Fish in the great lake being like