I am in here.

Okay ntbts fans Let’s show these guys they’re not the ONLY ones who can do plans. So My plan is called the we kill them plan and basucally ehat we do is we kill them

fuck matt johnson, marry jay mccarol, also kill matt johnson. i say marry jay because i believe he could supply me the consistency my father never did, and i say fuck and then kill matt johnson because i believe that if we should ever have a relationship, it would be unbelievably intense and toxic and hot in a way which can only be remedied by murder suicide

everyone on ao3 wants jay mccarrol to get drunk and get beat up woaw

it’s so funny how matt always goes “hi how ya doin. welcome to torono” or “nice meeting you” whenever they bump into someone. he’s so polite with it! and then he goes home and emotionally abuses his male wife, the most beautiful princess in ontario

who was the first person to say that ntbts has the red sauce (that makes you go crazy and hurt yourself and others)? i think it's so funny that the tumblr-y side of ntbts fandom all knows the tweet and agrees that ntbts has The Red Sauce and that we can all go under a gifset and reply "red sauce..." and everyone nods. who originated it!! reveal yourself!!

watched ntbts with my friend and she said “do you think he’s hot?” and i said “which one” and she said “don’t piss me off”

Just cried listening to the Tony soundtrack. So.