!!i dont use this blog anymore!!

i walk a lonely road

HELL YEAH!

THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS YEAR

NEW PLAN: trap mike pence in a pit and stealthily replace him with Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence a la Mad-Eye Moody or Mystique in that one xmen movie. then when trump is impeached, Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence will become President Gay Short Shorts Mike Pence. a just and powerful leader. “What happened to you, Mike Pence?” his supporters will cry in 2018 as he instates his new federal holiday, Mandatory Give $20 To Your Gay Neighbor Day. “I had a change of heart,” he will say, as villainous actual Mike Pence struggles against his bonds in a well-appointed Park Slope living room

D I R E C T. A C T I O N.

Nice plan but Pence does NOT have legs like that

Triple bamboozled baby

I’m so upset I was waiting for Sonic to say motherfucker

If you paladin rolls a natural one when smiting evil, instead of being smoten, evil is smitten. Now they wander around with a blushing demon bashfully writing poetry about them constantly

OP change your url

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

Once 2021 rolls around though, we’ll be able to say that “hindsight is 2020”

do kids these days know abt numa numa

do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”

do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG

do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65

DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?

do they know about DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES???!!?!?

yeah

Happy 11th birthday to None Pizza with Left Beef

the only way to experience this video is at half speed

A little carbonation, and I’ll see you later

glass glass glass made of glass