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If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

when she's stacked i overflow

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

She should be at the club

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

and you still have tomorrow to try again

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

goagle.com how to get what I w.ant

Hate when I’m smiling giggling at a video and then an ad plays. suddenly I have to lock in and frown so the ad knows I would never smile for it. Making me look like a fool in front of my beautiful princess (funny video)