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inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.

that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

[Image ID: A 4-square chart, with "something goes poorly" and "something goes well" across the top, and "worry about something" and "don't worry about something" along the side. "Something goes poorly" and "worry about something" line up for a red square, "suffer twice." "Something goes well" and "worry about something" line up for a yellow square, "suffer once." "Don't worry about something" and "something goes poorly" line up for a yellow square "suffer once." "Don't worry about something" and "something goes well" line up for the green square "don't suffer." /End ID]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"