fully sober in the club googling rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead full play pdf free

picks my phone up off the ground and a stray text message that was hiding beneath its cool damp underside is startled and scuttles away

how could i say no to a pretty girl like you.. lets throw a desktop wedding. i want all the icons to be there, all the folders and files. i love you forever

Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

taking out a loan for a very beautiful wooden spoon

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

im the kind of girl that gets on your bed and then sits on it and is sitting there 😈

my moat fucking sucks and i am going to get sieged

debit or credit? you can insert your card now. damn he just went all the way in. that man just inserted his card and kept going until his whole body disappeared into the reader. manager i feel really sick can i go home