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all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

This reads like a 10k post.

im immune to 10k posts. i got vaccinated

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one of my mutuals is in a debacle with other knights and an evil baron. my uneducated take is that I hope the knights win

Unfortunately I'm on the baron's side against the knights because he's paying me double what the knights are

in your evil era??? no idea yet I haven’t caught up

I mean if I do well, I get to be evil lieutenant. Not sure I want that though, because it'll affect my other contract that I like more.

so is it like a morality thing? like yaaay 40 Gold and Evil Lieutenant!! but nooo….my contract that I like…. It’s like being stuck between in a rock in a hard place I assume

Oh yeah 100%. I haven't decided if I want to keep being a himbo (thembo? Itbo?) Or if I want to stick with my first contract lmao. Leaning towards first contract at the moment, the evil baron isn't bribing me enough.

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

very minor subtitling pet peeve is when the audio is censored in that mid-word way where you can still intuitively make out what word was said, but the subtitles just say [CENSORED] or [BLEEP]. like okay yeah it sure is censored but i think if the listening audience can tell whether that was a fuck or a shit then the subtitles should probably account for that. what about my good friend f**k why dont you put f**k in your subtitles. the audio says f**k not ****. commit to the accuracy.