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can i get a transcript on this fucking video

shaggy: “hey scwoob what is yer favorite things to do on tha weekends?” scooby doo: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFNFFNISNSRUHUHHUHHHUHHSNIFFSNIFFRUHHUHHRRUHRRUH

Where do you fucking find this shit

You losers like rick and morty, while I like em thick and portly

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

jokes on you, i have a mechanical watch with transparent windows, which means i can see it ticking, and it (the watch) is just as sexy as you think

you really are out of your league here on all counts. look up the vianney halter deep space resonance and understand my suffering

YOU are a glasses girl. going about with your long hair and such.

[obediently]i am a glasses girl. going about with my long hair and such

taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough