it's just a hyena :)

the TSA's dick detector is the epitome of security theater. how many times have you ACTUALLY caught a woman trying to smuggle a small bomb in her panties

i mean average sized bomb

i'm not generally one to get overly precious about etymology but its fucking insane to me that people still call things "highbrow" and "lowbrow". Like amiguitas those words are about Skull Shape

"that fart joke was something that someone with a racially inferior skull shape would enjoy" <- normal thing to say somehow

doordash driver in cute lil dog ears came in earlier and i was like “omg i love your ears!!!!! so cute!!!” and she got flustered and was like “thank you i wish they were real…” and i love her so much i hope i can become her friend

no way you got the puppygirl doordasher high roll

can tumblr stop futzing around with pjackks corpse

its unsanitary

You're obsessed with his worthless pig iron corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

it's tomboy tuesday

fucking insane that companies are allowed to advertise to you in your email. fucking insane that companies are allowed to advertise to you in your physical mail!!! telemarketers are allowed to exist! every technology for humans to connect to each other becomes a way for people to lie and bother you to make money!

fucking insane that companies are allowed to advertise to you in your email. fucking insane that companies are allowed to advertise to you in your physical mail!!! telemarketers are allowed to exist! every technology for humans to connect to each other becomes a way for people to lie and bother you to make money!

every time i remember that photo of the little inuk girl with her puppy i engage in inconsolable hysterics

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk

Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that