It's just very important to me that you know prairie-style gardens exist.
Ok. Thank you. Carry on.
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It's just very important to me that you know prairie-style gardens exist.
Ok. Thank you. Carry on.

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Furthermore whoever removed the audio jack from phones should be grilled in front of congress. The fact that I need a dongle to listen to music on a modern telephone while 20 years ago I could have simply plugged a universally standardized cord into the audio jack everyone knew how to use is an anti-human move that should be punished.
And their argument that usb c is a better data transfer is bollocks.
WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE USB C SLOT THEN MOTHERFUCKERS
"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own
"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................
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Tfw you look in the mirror and are not used to your new self so all you see is what was supposed to be your impending doom and forget it's not real for a second so you shatter TF out of the nice guy who saved you's mirror and now you probably gotta go let him know. (You're low-key sure this is gonna be his final straw with you. I mean you BROKE something that's HIS for NO reason??? How are you even gonna explain this)
Hey, what if 'Tism Bruce had some rare or unique historical artifacts or art pieces that he was originally going to show Tim, but then he figured that Tim was too bored with History items. (Dispite his bio parents interests sometimes rubbing off on Tim, Tim acted bored with Bruce's rants because of one reason or another, partly because he was a kid trying to figure out cases in his down time and do school work.)
Some of the art pieces, that get placed around the manor, are also somethings he thought Damian would like. But second guessed himself after everything and just decided to push to the side, hoping that Damian might actually like them at least. If he just doesn't talk about it, maybe he won't be disappointed. Same with some older books from around the world for Jason he leaves in the library in the hopes that at least, in this small way, they're connecting. Albums upon albums of different music, both culturally important and historical, are left in the ballroom Cass uses as a studio. So that Bruce can transcend language to show he cares and is invested in her interests, even when they couldn't vocalize it together. There is also all the scientific stuff he knew Dick, Stephanie, and Duke used to be into t-hat they can't seem to stand if it comes from his mouth- that he's collected and left around, in the hopes that their curiosity would be similar to his, even if they wouldn't let him participate.
So he brings Diana over and shows her the historical artifacts. The art pieces. The books. And even asks her how her culture danced throughout different time periods.
When he brings J'onn over, they talk about new scientific studies. They test out new materials they find on other worlds. They even do silly stunts like proving or disproving myths about one thing or another, like myth busters.
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"I sense your children are upset, Bruce." J'onn's chest vibrates softly under Bruce's cheek with the words, and he slumps heavier against him, rolling his eyes.
"They're mad at me. Everyone is, at the moment."
Diana hums, hair fanned out across his lap. "So I did not imagine Kal's terseness earlier?"
Bruce snorts. "He's been like this for about as long as the kids have. I have no idea what I did wrong, and I'm sick of trying to figure it out."
"They are upset," J'onn insists.
"And I have done my best to suss out the issue. As far as I can tell, the reason is the same as always—me."
"Have we been coming around too much?" Diana toys with the tablet they'd all been studying, the recovery Diana's museum found, a relic of Ancient Greek medicine under the ideas of the four humors. She'd appeared at the door, apologetic at interrupting when he'd stepped aside to reveal J'onn, but the cross section of interest had them set aside Bruce's latest report from R&D, and welcome her into the lounge.
"That cannot be it." Bruce waves a hand towards the ceiling. "Were you two not here, I would not be doing anything. You take up nothing that was not already available."
"Maybe it is simply that it is no longer available?"
Bruce brushes his knuckles over her black strands, thinking. They both award him ample time to do so, until he drops his palm onto the crown of her head, sagging back into J'onn.
"I'll talk to them," he sighs. "I'm sorry."
"Nonsense." J'onn's mind presses against his, assuring him he does not mind, while Diana blinks up at him.
"You do as you must, Bruce." She reaches up, clasping his hand. "We will be here regardless."
"Why are we here?" Jason sneers. "Thought you'd be hanging out with your new buddies."
Bruce thinks of the hours he spent in bed, figuring out how to go about this, and feels his frustration, his fatigue, obliterate all of those carefully considered approaches.
"'New?'" he scoffs. "I have been friends with Diana and J'onn for almost as long as I've had Dick, Jason. You are here because I cannot comprehend why, all of a sudden, the people you have looked up to since you first came into my care, people that care for you, that love you, are suddenly ostracised and disregarded." He whirls on Clark, tucked off to the side, a last-minute decision to call him to the meeting too. "It has been you, me, and Diana for years, Clark. You and J'onn relate to each other more than anyone else in the entire Justice League. Yet you won't even speak to either of them unless it's necessary."
The Kryptonian crosses his arms, looking away, and Bruce forces himself to calm, lowering his volume. Mortifyingly, he feels the heat of tears behind his eyes, and he quickly blinks them away, even if their presence is hinted at by the thickness in his voice.
"I have no idea why you have suddenly cast them aside, because only one thing has changed. That they are spending more time with me. And I am aware that you all have yoir issues with me—" He swallows, taking a deep, calming breath that does nothing. "But I did not realise that they ran so deep that my mere company is enough to mark a stain on your relationships with them too.
"J'onn will not look into your minds, but in passing he has gathered that you are all upset. About what, I cannot imagine, but fine. You have made your point. I will be reducing my time spent with them."
Something sad sweeps through the room, and he clenches a fist. Can he not win? Not once?
"I am aware you all have your issues with my neurodivergence," he says bitterly, finally laying out the unspoken thing that plagues his every interaction with his family. "I have done my best to combat that, but evidently did not do a good enough job. I hope... that this is the last thing I will have to cede to that issue."
"Bruce," Dick croaks.
He holds up a hand, smiling weakly at his son.
"No offence, Dick. But I really don't want to hear it. You got what you wanted. That's it."
He turns, and walks out the door, feeling like he cleaved off a chunk of his very being and left it in there with them.
The American mindset, that being distantly related to a farmhand who left in 18-something, somehow means you have meaningful claims to a country's citizenship is unironically insane.
That’s literally how German citizenship works currently lol
If my direct ancestors had registered at a German consulate when they came to the US I would already be going through the process of getting German citizenship. The only reason I’m not is that they were poor and didn’t have time for it.
Poverty cuts off one’s ties to the old country and makes people say you have no claim to it. Interesting, that.
You know until relatively recently German citizenship only followed the father? Meaning someone born outside of Germany to a German mother and non German father had no right to citizenship.
These rules are made up. They’re stupid rules. Citizenship requirements for residence somewhere are stupid. I’m not allowed to live in a place that I have cultural ties to and have family living there. Is that not stupid? Like what’s your requirements for who deserves to live in a place?
My partner’s dad is exploring Italian citizenship and interestingly enough his grandfather had to renounce his Italian citizenship when he was naturalized an American - but his grandmother didn’t have to because she was a woman. If your ancestor renounced citizenship you can’t claim descent but if they didn’t you can. So currently the family’s citizenship case rests on a sexist legal loophole from the early 1900s.
Ah, citizenship law. I hate it so much.
I wonder if that 'Only men' rule had something to do with conscription, since only men could be conscripted, what if they had two citizenship from opposing countries? But just a wild guess.
There’s actually an ongoing issue regarding a Togolese family descended from a German man married to a Togolese woman arguing the family isn’t entitled to German citizenship because Germany didn’t recognize interracial marriage at the time.
You know that’s a pretty bad look for a country supposedly trying to restore citizenship to as many people as possible to correct their past wrongs. I mean Germany does plenty of other stuff to have a bad look just like any other country but this is definitely one of them.
Oh btw I forgot to mention. If any of y’all are descendants of Jewish holocaust survivors, whether your ancestors were German citizens or not, you might qualify for German citizenship so you might wanna look into that to see if it applies to you. Doesn’t matter the gender of your ancestors either because they’re working on restoring citizenship to people who lost it because of the stupid woman rule.
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Also yeah i'm still around and stuff i'm just.
You know how with some kinds of mental illness the illness manifests as "okay those other people are not lazy pieces of shit but I *am* because this isn't the result of the mental illness it's just that I'm bad"?
Okay so it turns out that the same sort of thing happens when you're going "I really feel for people who deal with burnout because that sounds awful, however I'm not susceptible to burnout I'm just a failure who can't do anything."
Yeahhhhhh nahhhhhhhh
I've been in the same boat for fucking years now, it's tough climbing out of it while watching the world be actively disassembled in front of your eyes sometimes.
"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."
"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."
"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."
Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars
A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we
It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial
I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree
I didn't realize this was about indoor cats until the very last one because I've heard dog owners say this same shit so many times.
Anyway, yeah, keep your cats indoors/in a catio/on a lead and don't let your damn dogs roam around or bark constantly, either.
superbat love square inspired by #that post by the supah cool @y3np3ws
Btw the three-cueing thing is less of a "they've started doing this to kids now" issue and more of a "the harm of teaching reading this way has been ongoing for decades in the english-speaking world, many of the people affected are now grown adults, Mississippi was able to massively increase the average reading level of students over the course of the last decade by simply teaching reading in a scientifically grounded way instead" issue.
that au wehere ilyukhina and yao dont die and everyone is a bit more happymaybe? a bit sillier?
everyone saying they would starve if the crew didnt die BE QUIET taumeoba soup 4 everyone 5ever

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Fic where Steve convinces Danny to marry him on the dl after Colombia so that they cant testify against each other if it comes down to it and Danny thinks its ridiculous up until hes actually arrestsd and then is just so glad that Steve's a paranoid overthinker because not only does he not have to bring Steve down with him but it means when hes extrodited to Colombia to no doubt die in prison he knows Steve will have some legality in being able to see Grace and keeping her safe without her Danno there to do it
And then when Steve helps him get away with murder via blackmail (absolute madness thats a real plot like fellas please for your and everyone elses sakes admit your feelings) and Danny does come home they're left dealing with the fallout of everyone being like "oh youre legit married? Happy for you guys :)" and they dont know how to (and dont want to) walk it back so theyre stuck oddly pining for eachother in the messiest fake marriage to ever exist
Just had a kinda scary experience but the way my panicked brain chose to handle it was frankly top tier, so now you’re going to hear about it.
So to set the scene, B is out of town and I was in the garage rolling paint-stripper onto the oak doors I got from a Victorian house salvage (as one does). Because of the fumes, I had the garage door open and I did not have Deacon with me because I didn’t want him breathing that in. Our garage faces a back alley, the sun had set, and I had my headphones in. I wasn’t really thinking about any of that being a problem until I look up and realize there’s a man in the garage with me. Like a sizable dude. Uncomfortably close to me.
So I take out my headphones like, “uh, hi, can I help you?” And first he asks for money and I tell him I don’t have any. Then he asks if I have weed or “anything else,” and I’m like, “sorry my dude, I got nothin.” Then he asks if this is my house. I say yup. At this point, I pocket my headphones and turn back to my project and keep rolling on stripper hoping that he’ll take a hint and walk back out again except he comes closer and, while asking about what I’m doing, places himself between me and the door to the house. And then he asks if I live here alone. Which as a 100lb woman in a confined space with a strange man at night in alley with very little foot traffic and my best escape route blocked, is possibly the scariest thing he could have asked me. At which point my brain was like, “never fear! I’ve got this” and I was like:
“Oh man, I mean, technically I live here with my husband, but right now my brother is also sort of living here and it was supposed to just be for a few weeks for him to get back on his feet after getting out of prison but it’s been months and he hasn’t been able to find a job on account of the whole felony battery conviction and our parents refuse to let him stay with them, so we’re kind of his only option but like, he’s sleeping in my office, which is super annoying, you know?”
The guy immediately took a couple steps away and was like, “Oh, prison, that’s rough.”
And I was just rolling away with the paint stripper like, “Yep, totally unfair too since the other guy deserved it—he was our baby sister’s ex and treated her like shit, but I guess he ended up with permanent brain damage? And it was premeditated. So. That made it a felony rather than, you know, a lesser assault charge.”
Guy takes another step back. “Yeah. Hm. Shit sucks. Do you have an outlet I could use to charge my phone?”
“Mmm, not out here. And our dog will lose his shit if you go around and use the one on the porch. He’s a Belgian Shepherd and he barks really loud which we try to avoid at night since the neighbors have a baby. The park has some by the bathrooms though, it’s three blocks that way.”
“Right. Okay. I’ll…check the park.”
“Okay. Have a nice night!!”
And then as soon as he’d started down the alleyway, I was booking it straight into the house.
Could he have been a good-intentioned dude who asked questions in the worst way possible while also accidentally positioning himself so as to seem ill-intentioned? Maybe! But I sure as hell will not be doing any projects in the garage without Deacon with me from here on out. Good grief.