I got no plans

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

what if summer wind was blowing in the evening and you were sitting at your window sill or leaning from the balcony and i was walking down your street and i looked up and we fell in love 😔

i think minimum wage should be 800 dollars an hour plus the drug of your choice

Theory that neurotypicals are the ones with "communication issues" actually. You're the one who can't communicate with ME, buckaroo

Neurotypicals will play four dimensional chess about asking you to wash the dishes and I don't believe this is my problem

Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet  but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable 

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

honestly it is SO goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me a whore or a bitch or something like girl you think that shit hurts my feelings? my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her 2nd divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month. THATS a real insult. try harder.

I love this post because one time my younger sister told me I looked like a turtle from one of the Ice Age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that

yea that’s him :/

LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF ITS REALLY FUNNY

Bitches be like “you can’t keep casting penis explosion on people you don’t like” as if it’s not hilarious

did you know people on twitter liken tumblr to an abusive ex

This is dumb twitter is cancel culture Tumblr is cryptid pictures taken of Sasquatch in the year ‘87

did y’all see the guidelines for homeless shelters turning away trans people (specifically trans women)? every line of it is so awful. if you can, PLEASE donate towards homeless trans women today. these shelters are not safe for them.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2020/07/trump-administration-memo-explains-spot-transgender-woman/ <- heres the article if anybody else wanted to read it

this is just what having adhd is like

And there's the really important 4th day: The day of The Appointment. No one knows how far away it is, but it exists. Looming in the background, waiting to strike.