a pipe dream

I need this gif reversed

Firefox users, when you right-click to copy a URL, it will give you the option to "copy clean link" which does what prev describes for you automatically. 10/10.

:|

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

none of us are writing shit

the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

are they gay? not sure. are they hopelessly and entirely devoted to each other? i think we have enough evidence to say yes

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

#technically they know and understand each other better than anyone else alive#but they communicate that in the most fucked up insane unnecessarily complicated way and think thats normal

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

#i will not be reading one giant wall of text#I will be reading several consecutive smaller walls of text