a pipe dream

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

The above is doubly true if the content of the email is something that will be important to the person receiving - especially something that affects them negatively. They see that this thing that affected them so much didn't matter enough to you to write it yourself. I was a bystander to such a thing not long ago and it was just awful.

It's fucked up that you can contract "good night" to "g'night" just fine but it if you try to do the same for "good luck" it sounds like you're throating the person you're talking to tip-to-base

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?

Hot take but I think abled people shouldn't be allowed to decide what a disabled person needs and what are reasonable accommodations

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone