Trust life a little bit.

Everyone say Fuck You Brenda!

Happy international throw brenda into a volcano day

reblog to disturb jk rowling

i will always take the chance to disturb jk rowling

disturb jk rowling

currently disturbing jk rowling

my ass could never survive a saw trap with my processing disorders like, sorry mr. saw what did you say after 'I want to play a game' I couldn't understand

mr. saw do you think you could turn off the scary red lighting it's just a little too overstimulating given the circumstance and I promise it's very difficult for me to find the needle in the haystack under normal conditions thank you

mr. saw how long do I have to perform surgery on myself with this rusty needle, I don't have my glasses and I am legally blind

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”

She absolutely thought that was gonna be some kind of sick fucking burn but it was not

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president