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WHY RAISE MY HOPES IF YOU WERE JUST GOING TO CRUSH THEM LIKE THAT

i s2g if not for the grace of lindsey graham id be in a real funk.

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

LINDSEY GRAHAM RANDOMLY DYING OUT OF NOWHERE WHILE WE'RE ALL WAITING ON MITCH MCCONNELL TO GO FROM MOSTLY DEAD TO ALL DEAD IS AN INCREDIBLE FUCKING BIT I'M NOT GONNA LIE

hm.

see the problem is that sean darcy alpha protocol is the root cause of all my little blond rich bitches with a weird ass Thing with their boy best friend except the problem is that was approaching a decade ago and later additions to my box of motherfuckers really perfected the genre particularly the broke sob craisin and i think im about to heap a whole lot of agro upon a character who doesn't deserve THAT degree of much

dont get me wrong im going to throw a grenade at darcy i AM last naming him but its different. he's allowed in my house.

HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF CHUCKING GRENADES AT DARCY DAY

i really appreciate seeing all the posts on my dash recently to the effect of "shutting down conversations about race/gender/minorities in fandom spaces because 'fandom is meant to be fun' is just an excuse to not think critically about the bigoted behaviors you are exhibiting". i hope that this energy carries over into the gaming sphere next pleaaseee

pokemon is a series about building Your own team and going on Your own adventure with creatures that You collect and befriend, and is designed from the ground up to be personal and immersive. i have never been able to look like myself in a pokemon game. if i bought pokemon z a today and booted it up and tried to customize myself, i would not be able to look like myself. just fuck me i guess.

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing