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today’s orc of the day is: You

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*someone posts selfie* wow they’re kinda attracti—

*remembers teenagers are on this site*

*checks op’s bio, they’re a minor*

what a sweet kid…a cute bean… you deserve only good things…be happy and safe little muffin… I wonder if I could pull off that eyeliner…

mass-exodus

hey gaudy? you’re a cool adult.

mass-exodus

#and this is why the ‘but they looked 18/21’ excuse is such utter bullcrap#you check#you ALWAYS check#and you NEVER get to use a young person’s appearance to justify your own inappropriate behavior

reblogging again for the tags because this holds so much value to me as a minor and i think it’s really important that y’all understand this.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#adults have a responsiblity to keep kids safe #no matter how old they are

janglingargot

When I was sixteen, my family visited Hawaii, and I had a cute new swimsuit. I was a pretty busty teen, with the vocabulary of an AP English student, and while I was out swimming, a couple of college guys started flirting with me. Nothing gross, just pleasantly casual hey-you-look-great-how-are-you-enjoying-the-beach stuff.

After a minute or two of this, one of them asked if I was there with friends, and I said no, I was with my family. “Wow, you still travel with your family?” one exclaimed. “That’s cool…”

“Well, I am sixteen,” sez me.

Reader, they blanched. They flustered, they apologized, they assured me that they’d thought I was also in college, they wished me a good vacation and they bounced. All within about a minute of realizing they’d been chatting up a minor.

I was mildly mortified at the time, but now? I look back and think, Ah, what good men. What good young men.

linguisticparadox

See, finding out someone is a minor should be the biggest fucking boner-killer in the entire world. And if it isn’t, then you should STILL not act on it and should get the fuck out even faster. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

heyhosers

vines y’all have been sleeping on aka vines i haven’t seen in comps but still make me happy

darkestelemental616

I’VE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?

#LAZY EYED WHITE BITCH

dutchster

when it’s november 1st

crazyaboutlefandoms

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

mostlysignssomeportents

Old dentists' office walls are full of thousands of "buried teeth"

For at least the third time, construction workers in Georgia have opened up the walls of a former dentist’s office only to discover thousands of teeth in the wall cavity.

The latest discovery was made at Valdosta, Georgia’s TB Converse Building, built in 1900, in a dental office occupied by Dr Clarence Whittington and then Dr Lester G Youmans, from 1900 until the 1930s.

Previous troves of entombed teeth have been discovered in old dentists’ offices n Greensboro and Carrolton.

https://boingboing.net/2018/10/27/poor-r-value.html

oldmanyellsatcloud

>for at least the t h i r d t i m e

agentofawesome

apparently the cool thing to do post-war was utilize the empty space between studs as a fucking sharps container because that could never cause a problem in the future

thanks boomers

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kropotkhristian-deactivated2019

Jeff Sessions was interrupted by a priest who just directly quoted Jesus at him. Jeff Sessions was speaking about not allowing refugees and immigrants into this country.

The priest was removed. Another religious leader stood up and defended the priest, and they were also removed.

Powerful video. Jesus loves that priest, and that priest knows Jesus.

durnesque-esque

The other minister is a Baptist pastor, Rev. Darrell Hamilton, who I went to school with at Wake Forest Divinity.

(RNS) — 'I interrupted Attorney General Sessions today because his entire political agenda is antithetical to the gospel of Jesus Christ,'

Read more here

nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear

These two? This is true Christianity. This is how you practice your faith.

tiggymalvern

Poor Jeff Sessions. It really sucks to have people express their religious freedom by using religion to tell you what a horrible hypocrite you are, doesn’t it?

whitepeopletwitter

sirfrogsworth

benobi--moved

it be like that sometimes

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

light-em-up-benzedrine

Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…

aluminumapples

New immortal vs. old immortal

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0ctostim

glocc-blocc

libertarirynn-deactivated202006

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

slumberinggirl-deactivated20210

I love this

lil-bitchnugget-blog

Y E S. FINALLY

citizen-zero

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

jasper-rolls

today we will eat at deodorant

rneerkat-deactivated20220104

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick..

dancinggryffindors

It does make you sick. Literally.

rneerkat-deactivated20220104

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

unclefather

mattressblowoutsale

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

sci-the-superb

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

dreamingofbabylon

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

socialmediapeasant

Grilled cheese!!!!

randomitemdrop

Item: grilled cheese sandwich assembled from ancient ingredients. Eat it, then roll d20:

1-10: Poison and Nauseating

11-16: gross; deals 2 Constitution damage

17-19: delicious; nourishes as a large meal

20: summons a forgotten god of the table, who blesses all provisions currently in the party’s inventory as the spell Goodberry, with the food taking on a radiant glow as each morsel provides nourishment as a large meal and cures 1 point of damage when eaten, subject to a maximum of 8 points of such curing in any 24-hour period.

brok3boi

“What does it feel like to be high?”

ohhharthur

@captainrukia

nightapproaches

I’m like 90% convinced this guy is some sort of ancient eldritch being

michelangelohno

Something about how quickly he was doing that dance chills me to the bone

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